Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer crashes.
😲
The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives,
all you have to do is straighten your tie.
🙄
When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve
it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality.
-- Al Capone
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"And what do you two think you are doing?!" roared the husband, as he came
upon his wife in bed with another man. The wife turned and smiled at her
companion.

"See?" she said. "I told you he was stupid!"
🤤
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
- Andy Finkel, computer guy
😬
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
🤓
Conquest is easy. Control is not.
-- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror", stard

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