YOU NEED TO KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE DRIZZLE INCIDENT KEITH, ITS BEEN THREE MONTHS AND WE'RE SICK OFF IT. IT LITERALLY CANNOT SLEEP AND MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT PLEASE DROP IT IMMEDIATELY OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!!!!

YOU AIN'T GETTING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

do a lil hob pls

paperclip collector... I saw it... you collect paperclips. But I've never seen you clip a bundle of papers together with a paperclip... something to think about.

wait your turn, wait your turn...

every one MOLESTS!!! NOBODY QUITS!!!!111!!!!11

bustitwideopen

do a lil hob plez

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idiot

keeps saying failed message steam sucks bro - everything is good will message later

hey sup

this mf puts chili and lime in his spaghetti

abi in malam crucem

verus est. Linguam Latinam lego.

Also this IDIOT reads latin, just sayin

the only arrow that ever split my arrows

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ they ruthless

sup nerd lol

There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.

Is your profile picture you irl?

I can feel someone or a couple having sex from a distance. My left hand undunlates upwards when I feel the woman having a large amount of pleasure. My ass vibrates along with my hips and thighs. My hips and thighs contract and expand like those videos of women having shaking orgasms. Sometimes I can feel a man ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the woman by having my ass feel like it's being slammed violently. This has been happening for the last 5 years. It's been torturous to me as I almost never have sex. I always end up masturbating to the people who are forcing these sexual feelings on me. Right now im feeling it and I hate it. It's also torturous when im trying to sleep at 4 in the morning and all I can feel is my ass being slammed like a hardcore porno or having my legs shake like those videos of those girls who are climaxing violently. I know that none of you are going to believe me but maybe im not alone. I just need some closure to this topic.

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At least I'm not a fish ♥♥♥♥♥

Man my ♥♥♥♥ is huge....

So at some point it got frustrating and she would call me heartless, evil etc because I talked about things in one way or the other while it was all purely theorical, so I called her a bunch of things and unfriended her, this was after several conversations that ended up like that. Every time I called her an idiot or something she'd copy paste it and send it back to me like if she wanted to face me with my crimes, every time.
Thing is, just a few hours ago I ran across her again on some server and she started doing it again like if she wanted to publicly humiliate me, so I told her something along the lines of "Still can't paste back the belt hits of your father." or something and she instantly disconnected and her Steam account has been offline since. Just checked again.
Am I evil? Did she deserve it? I need help.

Am I a bad person?
I used to be friends with this autistic girl on Steam, I guess you could say she had a hard life, she used to get beaten by her father and her mother denied her because she had autism too.
Nowadays she ain't doing too bad, she's got a gift for mathematics so she's pursuing a degree.
Thing is, we ended up unfriended because she could never grasp philosophical concepts and refused to admit she was wrong.

He's not like natto dad

THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ EATS MOLDY BEANS. DON'T LET HIM NEAR YOUR BOPIS

Man my ♥♥♥♥ is getting sore from you riding it so hard. Let up off DEEZ NUTZ.

just a heads up:

this ♥♥♥♥[a] eats moldy beans

A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics but they should because it isn't just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends it's also a personal statement about the band itself!

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Excellent video buddy , hope to see you this weekend for some GRILLING, gonna have the CHOPS & BRATS...yes of course we are using propane , taste the meat not the heat hahahaha don't forget to bring some COLD ONES .

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One time I was at the chemsex party getting bottomed out by a stranger
and then he nut up inside my ass and it was good
...but there was a different quality to the load. Something seemed off
so while he was still mounted in my ass
I screamed at the top of my lungs
"OOOH ♥♥♥♥, WHAT'D HE SHOOT ME WITH?"

Edit: I would never return my cat - that was the only joke on this post.

Edit 2: Yes, Nitro has been to the vet recently - he is 100% healthy

Edit 3: My cat is fed very well. He eats real food, but all he craves is the lettuce.

This fat little ♥♥♥♥ can't get enough lettuce. It doesn't matter if it's crisp, soggy, fresh, or rotten he begs and begs for more.

More lettuce he mews at 8am

More he screeches at 12pm

MORE he yells at midnight.

This is the brokenist cat I've ever met. Wants nothing to do with meat. Just lettuce.

Let me tell you something, when the lettuce is placed before him, he goes crazy over it. He doesn't look up from the lettuce at all. At times there are audible noises that I've never heard a cat make.

After the lettuce feast, he kneads at the carpet for a few minutes and proceeds to stink up my house with the nastiest lettuce ♥♥♥♥ on the planet.

I cant escape him. I'm thinking about returning him to the pound of which he originated with a warning - ADDICTED TO LETTUCE.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I wasn't throwing a party and asking for dumb gifts, I asked my two best friends to come hang out with me for one day out of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ year cause apparently they don't give enough of a ♥♥♥♥ about me anymore otherwise yet I still got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ignored
♥♥♥♥ you you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥, I did nothing to deserve being treated like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash when all I ever did was invite people to come to stuff completely on my behalf
you think those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ever invited ME to anything after all those years? after I did nothing but be friendly and generous?

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So this week I found out that I'm HIV+. My brother needs a kidney, and I got tests done to see if I could be a donor. The doctor told me that things are different now and that you can live a pretty normal life with modern meds, but it still feels like ♥♥♥♥. The worst part is I'm a virgin. Have never had penetrative sex with a girl or boy. I think I could at least come to terms with it if I'd gotten sex. And I know how I got it, which is the next worst part. I get to call up the guy who I know gave it to me and make sure he knows he has HIV.

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

The hardest part to peel on a crab is the claw

11:46 PM - A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: I butt chugged some tabasco earlier
11:49 PM - A Ruthless Gang of Rapist Monks: the molten ♥♥♥♥♥ stopped and I was disappointed

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about 2 years ago I was doing standing lateral raises with 40 pound dumbbells in front of the mirror. I lean back when I do them because I feel that it makes my shoulders work more. As I got to 6 reps I began to pick of the speed of my lifting and the dumbbells would clang together in front of my pelvis. Well I'll be a monkey's uncle but I was wearing mesh shorts and at the bottom the two 40 pound dumbbells smacked together with the tip of my penis in between them. They smashed my ♥♥♥♥ so hard that blood came out of my peehole for a few days and the head of my ♥♥♥♥ swelled to the size of a kiwi and turned purple. I was too embarrassed to see a doctor about it and I couldn't masturbate for 6 weeks, but it's fine now.

The🔻 angle🔺 of the😋😝 Aryan™😚Penis®😳when♋ McErect™ 🔛is on average 🔤about 45♐ degrees♐ from the body. In 🙈the 🙉Negro®🙊 it is about👆 90 degrees👆. 👉Thus😱 the 😯Negro®😣 Penis™😂 is 👆almost 👉totally perpendicular 👆👆to 👉his👈 body🔆 when erect🌽🌽🍆. This😂 is😼 ideal😏 for 👉the black🍗 male🍗👨 to👉 enter😪 the🍗 black female👧 from😏👇 behind👏. This🚹 is🔍 why the Negro®🍗 focuses🔍👀 more on the🍑 ass than the Aryan™. This is also why black 🍗females 👧never😪 evolved😩 beautiful😍 faces😚 like😘 aryan 💞💗females👍💝.
The🙌 aryan😍 Penis™😙 is😝 ideal👍 for 👉entering👈 the 👉aryan💯 woman👸👧 from the front🔝, while face😘 to💏 face😍, which is why Aryan™👧💗women💟💕 evolved😍 beautiful faces👌😚.

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（*＾ワ＾*）