+rep good profile, skilled clutcher

+rep pretty good player

+rep

Have a great day! ❤️

impressive shot's

+rep easy to play with

sup?| just add u to play | we can play tmrw when u will be free

+ rep

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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Nice awp

+rep surgical precision˘⌣˘

- rep buthole was gaping so big. no room for my shlong.

- Rep Terrible teammate. Throws all the time. ♥♥♥ rn!

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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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🔥🔥🔥+REPPP the profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥

🕹🕹 Let’s be friends for future games 🕹🕹
☘️☘️ Have a nice day☘️☘️

⭐️⭐️⭐️Stay safe & take care⭐️⭐️⭐️

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yoyoyo

+rep from faceit:) good player

interested in knife. Please add. not scammer!

cheater and hacker, scammed me as well

you've been reported sir!!!!

+rep pretty good player

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✅ + REP
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✅ Cool guy !!!

прими го трейд

Signed by me :) Lets play csgo

Signed by me :) Lets play csgo!

Signed by me :) Lets play csgo

shawty... u so bad.... mmmmm

Signed by me, lets play csgo

scammer DONT TURST !!!!

scammer!! he is scammer!!!! scammer aleert! alert of the scammer!!!!

scammer DONT TURST !!!!

Signed by me, lets play csgo

Nice Hat

Hello kaiser it is beheded Hello there add me I Miss you bro

only play on our sytem

bro got mad at me for making a joke about Creative Destruction

His dad is black smh not valid

gay

Times I've been called a cheater LMAO

dont send him feet trust me

The longer you ignore us the stronger the wrath becomes inshallah

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I think fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo🙏🙏

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The Girl you just called fat? She ♥♥♥♥ herself & lost 15kgs. The Boy you just called stupid? He ♥♥♥♥ himself. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and farting. The Boy you just tripped? He ♥♥♥♥ his pants. There`s more to people than you think. Like this if your against bullying.

under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info

an we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy

I am still shaking from a few minutes ago, rhis is what happened: I went to go do my normal jerk off routine this arvo and everything is going welll, not great, not good, but as expected . So when i jerk off i hsve some paper towel scraps that I geyser into, sometimes for multiple uses. I prefer paper towel because it is sort of a cross between a sock and toilet paper. Not too weak but not too strong and you can recycle it which i assume is good for the earth. So, i grab my used papertowel square and I infold it from the crusty clump it was, and I geyser straight into it without ever looking and guess what i guess a little jumping spider snuck into it and made a little ♥♥♥ cave house. I geysered right all over the poor bugger and Im sure it just ruined his whole day, i tried wiping the ♥♥♥ off it but it wouldnt stop jumping around so ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i tried to save you and you wouldnt let me.

Edit: it has come to my attention that there is a distinction between squirting which is primarily piss, and honest to god female ejaculation produced by something called the Skene gland. I didn’t make this post to yuck anyone’s yum, I’m just mad because my car smells like piss.

Edit2: Sorry I spoke in generalities and absolutes. But this girl peed and I’m not happy about it. I’ve learned there is such a thing as female ejaculation, I’ve also learned some women may mistake that with peeing. In any case I’ll be treating “squirters” with caution and preparation in the future.

So last week I had a date with a girl (it was our third date) and it has been going okay. She’s cute and kinda quirky.

But the date is winding down and our libidos are winding up; I ignored the first red flag, she was telling me how excited she was and how wet she was. Her pants were soaked (way too soaked). And she tells me she squirts sometimes. And I blew through this red flag because I was horny and I thought maybe just maybe squirt is not piss spoiler alert it’s piss.

We get to my car and start making out and this woman pulls her pants down and starts playing with herself (this was all super hot in the moment, and would still be a sexy memory if she didn’t proceed to squirt (read: piss) all over my car’s poor seats.

Anyway, my car smells like piss and I am looking for ways to clean it and neutralize the smell.

Tldr: squirt is definitely piss. Women do not have a secret reservoir of squirt, what they do have is a bladder full of piss.

What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD