Recent reviews by The Goofball

"It is the 21st Century. For more than a hundred centuries The Skibidi has sat immobile in the Golden Toilet of Ohio. He is the Sigma of Mankind by the will of the chads, and master of a million discord servers by the might of his inexhaustible incels. He is a rotting meme looksmaxxing invisibly with power from the woke age of betas. He is the Meme Lord of the uncs for whom a thousand memes are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in bluds deathless state, the Skibidi continues his eternal edging. Mighty memes cross the brain-rotted miasma of the internet, the only route between goon caves, their way lit by Reddit, the psychic manifestation of the Skibidis will. Vast gooners give climax in his name on uncircumsied phalluses. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Og's, the Giga Chads, the bio-engineered super-gooners. Their comrades in arms are jelkers: the shadow wizard money gang and countless keyboard warriors, the ever violent climaxing and the game devs of Epic Games to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from blizzard entertainment, sussy imposters, john pork- and worse.

To be a white boy busting it down sexual style goated with the sauce in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most zesty TikTok rizz party imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of chungus and ugandan knuckles, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-edged. Forget the promise of butthole waxing and shartmaxxing, for in the grim dark future there is social credit. There is no rizzing amongst the gyatt's, only an eternity of fanum tax and Livvie Dunn, and the laughter of brain rotted npc"s."

I love milk so much dude

I LOVE GAMBLING!!!!11!!!1!!!!!!!!

Wales Interactive was just like "If COD isn't going to make a good round based zombies mode, we'll just do it ourselves" and made this banger.

So no head?

Still better than Evil Dead: Hail to the King for the PS1 10/10

Backshot Roulette

Makes me reminisce about much more simpler, happy times :.)

Thank god, I don't have to play Overwatch ever again

Not that scary of a game, but however I liked making the pizzas and was pretty fun. Not a lot of jump scares or any atmosphere that made it like a horror game. Wish there was a mode to just make the pizzas. Still would recommend if you want a game that has horror aspects but still have a lot of fun. The ending is really weird, but thats okay.