>mom recently bought a UV light to detect ♥♥♥ stains in my underwear and socks
>cant fap into the shower because that would clog it
>can only acquire tissues through mom, not allowed packs of my own
>mom carefully documents each tissue i use in an excel table, and for what purpose

I'm 22 btw. What the ♥♥♥♥ do I do?

What that tongue do?

I jerk off to Overwatch characters based on their play style. I think this is what Blizzard envisioned.

I never actually managed to play the game though, because just the Overwatch logo is enough for me and my ♥♥♥♥ to go Bastion-mode (this is all I know about the Gorilla character).

Mercy is my favorite because she's angelic and white. ♥♥♥♥, I wish Overwatch was real. Pornographic Pixar breeding every day. If Mercy was real, she can heal my ♥♥♥♥ skin, at least what's left of it.

Mercy can gift me healing abilities too. I could go to a graveyard and resurrect all the hot babes from a non-political era. I'll tell them if they don't have sex with me I will make them dead again.

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