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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record
SMOKING ON HAROLD
Posted 7 July. Last edited 25 July.
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24 people found this review helpful
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15.5 hrs on record (14.8 hrs at review time)
When I look at you
Oh, I don't know what's real
Once in a while
And you make me laugh
And I'll see you tomorrow
And it won't be long
Once in a while
Then you take me down
Then you walk away
When you say 'I do'
Oh, I don't believe you
I can't forget it
No
When you sleep tomorrow
And it won't be long
Once in a while
When you make me smile
When you turn your long blond hair
When I look at you
Oh, I don't know what's real
Once in a while
And you make me laugh
And I'll sleep tomorrow
And it won't be long
Once in a while
Then you take me down
When you walk away
Posted 30 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
16.7 hrs on record (16.6 hrs at review time)
joeyy
Posted 30 August, 2023. Last edited 16 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.5 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Wake up, don't fear
I want to love you
doll of pain
I let you get to me


Come back, don't be
Afraid of me soon
That I'll harm you
Your eyes are blue
Blue jewels



Come back, have faith
Someone like you
Can find the reason
Of what I did to you

Wake up, don't fear
I want to love you
(doll of pain)
I let you get to me
Posted 30 August, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
17.1 hrs on record
Tommy
Posted 17 August, 2023.
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16 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
38.8 hrs on record (35.5 hrs at review time)
get a grip
Posted 11 August, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
51.6 hrs on record
yuri ! <3
Posted 11 August, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
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18.3 hrs on record
Love is just a chemical. We give it meaning by choice.

Alex the Great
He’s STEALING office supplies, the cheeky little bugger! Company ADAM, from company stock — I saw him jab it into his arm! Search him!
mr A? IM YOUR IMPLOYER BOY what is my name
oh now it remembers too late my friend TOO LATE
DISMISSED FIRED AND TERMATED
i hope that is distrcutve of you
[spots the player] Oho! Come back to line your pockets with more Fontaine ingenuity, have you? Understand, sir, that I am the body corporate! Understand, sir, that I am Alex the Great! A company is an organism, my friend — and I can piss you right back out into the ocean, with just a little squeeze...
What’s this? My secretary vouches for you! Delta, eh... You’re one of our old Protectors, yes? You’re a fine product, Delta! Yes, fine product. Built to last. Say, don’t look now, but I believe one of your old colleagues wants to welcome you back to the office!
I heard that! My likeness is company property, Delta, just like you are. Don’t make me strip you for parts, me laddo!
[singing to jam voice lock] WHEN YOU’RE DOWN IN THE MOUTH AND LIFE’S A PAIN,
WEATHERMAN SAYS "HEAVY RAIN"!
A LITTLE BOOST IS ALL YOU NEED,
AVERAGE JOE TO HERCULES –
STRONGER ARM AND SHARPER BRAIN,
THAT’S WHY THE FUTURE IS FONTAINE! [laughs manically]
Delta... you’re dawdling. The security office is well above your pay grade. If you’re so keen to help, the restrooms need a good scrub. Here’s a clerk or two to help you along!
Don’t you dare touch that signal relay, Delta... Its value is ten times your own!
I’m very disappointed in you, Delta... Destruction of a Fontaine asset is punishable by summary dismissal! Shall I simplify that for you? Fired! Fired! FIRED!
I know what you're up to. You're after my job, aren't you? With your background? Ha! Do you know what class of person we chose for the Alpha Series? Criminals, Delta. You'll be laughed out of the board room! Out of the city!
ADAM, Delta! One little jab in the arm, and even a hopeless under performer can be employee of the month! Why, you should know. Look around… Is any of this... Familiar? [a gate rolls up next to the player, revealing a stage and a row of seats] The Rapture consumer is indebted to you, my boy! We ironed kink after kink out of our domestic Plasmid line you, right here... Well, let’s see if you’re staying competitive. Step on up and take the spotlight!
Where is you initiative, Delta? Why, in the old days, your antics never failed to amuse! Admittedly, this audience is lacking in joie de vivre, but see if you can’t liven them up.
Ladies and Gentlemen... Fontaine Futuristics invites you to shed your scepticism, evolve your expectations and dissolve your doubt… As we unveil the revolutionary power of our Home Defense Plasmid Series!
A round of applause, please, for Subject Delta and the power of Plasmids! [an Alpha Series Big Daddy is heard roaring] Oh dear, Subject Delta! It looks like you’ve upstaged a fellow demonstrator, and he’s here to steal the show! What will Delta do now, folks?
[after defeating the Big Daddy] Still a winner, Delta! The tour was never the same without you! And to think, you were so spliced, you couldn’t stand when we stuffed you into that getup! The Fontaine Family Retirement Plan suits you to a tee, my boy!
[after the player destroys all the signal relays] Insubordination! Severance package cancelled! Benefits... Benefits rescinded...I...I... ‘’[bot is destroyed]’’
I see you out there, Delta! You want to be top man? You want to sit in the big chair? Well, come and take it!
We can’t have you running around the laboratories in you condition!
NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES! Subject Delta is hereby dismissed!!! Escort him from the premises!
How dare you try to... Buy me out with this... This bribe... This... Pittance. This... Sublime... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you, Delta...!
You... You don’t have to kill me, Delta... I’m SORRY! Oh pleaase... I will go outside... I will live outside!

...

It is done. The sample disposal button on the panel in front of you will administer a massive jolt of electricity to the tank, more than enough to kill me. Whatever I may say to dissuade you, do not listen. The man whose voice you hear now is long gone. As my mind fades, I find my thoughts turn to the suffering that Eleanor will be made to endure, and I am overcome with pity. But I can only offer my feeble prayers. Perhaps after my death, you can do more. Now please... I ask that you grant me peace. Goodbye, my... friend, and thank you!
Posted 11 August, 2023.
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40 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
3.6 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
say gex !
Posted 25 July, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.8 hrs on record
не бойся, теперь тебе нечего бояться

И может быть, однажды, мы заслужим свет в конце этого тоннеля.
Posted 24 July, 2023. Last edited 24 July, 2023.
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