i am grooooseeee at every game ever made on the planet. i am nr1 in the world. No1 has ever beat me in anything. I am the best

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Ayo you were fr using a skibidi Ohio AmongUs-Cheats! Ngl I gyatt Quandale Dingle my bro that will VAC-ban you ez. You are zesty sussy sus baka using cheats, I edge to demo, no cap! Anita Max Wynn mew and rizz everyone when you are a L and not paying fanum taxes before GTA 6, so cringe.
Fortnite Battlepass in CS2 happens only in Ohio IRL. This is not even funny moment compilation, dawg!

So, erm, what the sigma, alpha, omega, beta -male, one, two buckle my shoe goofy ahh you are the imposter who vented? F in the chat /e emote T-pose, you better call Saul.
This comments: gives you -999999999 aura ong.


You yap "1" and "NUH-UH" 24/7. 1 round you became 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with baby Gronk, oil up, glizzy grimace shake is bussin'.
3AM hitting us with griddy and Bing Chilling, goth mommy wanted life is Roblox, based.
Womp, womp, L ratio, hit or miss, I hope you miss your acc blud. Slayy💅

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ayo why are you using an Ohio skibidi sigma alpha cheat? I can gyatt Quandale Dingle who is my bro that will VAC-ban you ez. You are zesty sus using cheats, I edge demo. Thinking you mog and rizz everyone when u are a L and not paying fanum taxes, 21. Cheating in CS2 happens only in Ohio rizzing up your team IRL. Dawg, you did Diddy glizzy order 1000 of baby oil which is bussing and oil me up poggers.
So, erm, what the sigma alpha omega beta male one, two buckle my shoe goofy ahh you think its funny? I have Freddy Fazbear fortnite battlepass on my back thinking you can mew before gta 6, that's cringe. F in the chat /e emote T-pose, you better call Saul 360 noscope, -1000000000 aura.

Styrix u suss

Imagine not be able to be

After a good game in CS2, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.