Recent reviews by Inferno

The perfect simulator for me. Now I can evade taxes in video games too.

Walking Simulator 2016

Three hours to beat

10/10 Would walk for 3 hours again

PTDS Simulator 20ohmygodimfeelhorrible

its okay

This is the game for leaders, commanders and heros. If you want to play as Germany in 1944 and push back the Russians and stop the invasion of Normandy, do it.
If you want to play as Japan and never attack the USA, do it.
If you want to Austria and refuse to be annex by Germany, do it.
If you want to play as Luxenbourg and join the Axis so you dont die in a useless war, do it.
If you want to play as Switzerland and stay netrual through World War II and War World III, do it.
If you want to play as Cuba and nuke the USA in 1938, do it. If you want to play as Tibet (The Peace-loving country with little to no IC and has a 8-year old monk child as a leader) and invade India and nuke America, do it.
If you wand to play as the USA and "Unite" all of North and South America, do it.
If you want to play as France and over throw the Italian government before World War II is started, making them a puppet of france, do it.
If you want to play as the Soviet Union and refuse the Non-Agression Pact Stalin and Hitler signed, so it.
If you want to play Britian and let Germany take everything over (and most likely you), do it.
THE POSSIBLITIES ARE ENDLESS!
If you want to play as Hati and... have an earthquake, do it!
If you want to play as Ethiopia and get taken over by Italy in 1938, do it. If you want to play as Australia and join the Axis or Communists, do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it!

To be honest though, this game is not for the light minded. You don't sit down and have a "small" match of Hearts of Iron III. My friends an't play this game bcause its too sonfusing for them and it gives them headcahes. People may think they can just get into this game in the first 3 hours. I am almost 300 hours into the game and I am still finding new stuff everytime.
As my first playthrough I decided I was going to the small island nation of Haiti. I didn't even know cheats exsited and on top of that the tutiorial was too f****** confusing for me. Being the strategy player I am I had to play this game. I managed to make it to 1943 before the US decided my fate would end with a small invasion of my capital.
My next playthrough I played as Germany. It was simple. I never declared war on the Soviets so I managed to invade Britian, France, South America and for the lulz America. The game ended with me dropping a nuke on Washington.
My next playthrough was as Romania. The whole slavic region was my b****. I took over Yugo, Hungray, Bulgaria, Greece, Turkey, Iraq (after many attempts of overthrowing thier government), Persia and Afganistan. The Western Roman Empire was ack at its peak.

This game has never failed to give me a challenge and make me think.

I give this game a 10/10
Helped me pass Geography my senior year of high school

Chased someone down a road with a Bible in my hand for 30 minutes trying to ask him if he "Heard the truth." 10/10