Recent reviews by Loðbrók

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Bought this DLC just for the Hudzik .50 Caplock and I can finally become a mountain man with this bad boy (No Scope, No Rangefinder, No Hud, No Glowing Animals Track). Now all we need is HORSE DLC!! Please make it happen dev!!

---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good (10/10)
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Easy 10/10, one of the best story ever written


---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm (The Gunshot, the horse sound easily 10/10)
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Bad


---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Just like GTA V
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond (Just look at my game time)

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying sometimes (Online Bugs)
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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This game is definitely not for everyone, But if you love historical accuracy, HEMA (Historical European Martial Arts) you will fall in love with this game to the bones.. This game is different from any other RPG i've played before, its not about going out and do some quest all the time, its not about become the Dragonborn or the choosen one, you are no one in this game, you're just a poor blacksmith's son.. its about living the life of Henry. What will you do if you are a dude living at year 1403 ?

So what is this game about? Its a story about Henry a blackshmith son who sucks at everything, literally everything.. You can't read, you can't ride a horse properly, you can't hande a bow properly, you can't even cut a 2 cm wood stick with a sword.. Well what should you do then? Practice practice and practice.. Every morning i woke up at 7 a.m then i wash my face and equip my gears, then i go to the tavern to get some breakfast, then at 9 a.m i went to Captain Bernard to sparring sword with him so i can become a better swordman, then i check my journal book to see what mission or side mission should i do, if im too lazy to do some mission usually i went to the woods and hunt some rabbits, boars, deers or bandits.. Thats what i mean about living the life of Henry..

Easy to use, i use it for Elite Dangerous and it works really well.

I LOOOVE RPG games. The Witcher 3 is one of the best in my opinion, just looking at the "Hearth Of Stone" and "Blood and Wine" DLC's, i must say, CDPR did an awesome job. Not only the main characters are brilliantly described, but personas like Gunter O'Dimm, Olgierd Von Everec, and of course Regis the vampire bring multi faceted, and highly interesting characters into the witcher story. CDPR did a great job with the witcher series and i hope SO much that they come up with Witcher 4 sometimes in the future. Can't wait to play Cyberpunk 2077 ;)

• Story 11/10
  
• Side Mission 10/10
  
• Music 10/10
  
• B00bs 10/10

This is one of those games that you play when you're mad at someone and you really want to punch and tear that person face and watch them slowly dying, really satisfying.. If you love Violent, Gore and Metal, you come to the right place ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This game is pretty good. If you dont mind with bugs and love to get involved with this game as it develops.. Is this game playable? yes.. But i don't recommend this game if you have a grapics card bellow gtx 960