Also don't eat fish with cheese, my Italiano grandmother would smack you.

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oh bother

ok Sydnee now that I got your attention I just want to say that I'm madly in love with you and I don't know if I can live any longer without you. Idk if if you've ever seen the movie Drive (2011) but there's a scene where the main character played by Ryan Gosling (with whom I share many characteristics) goes for a drive with his love interest Irene, and he holds her hand on the shifter of his car while they drive around town, simply enjoying each other's company. I want you to be my Irene so we can spend our days driving around in my very nice and fast and expensive sports car listening to music and playing video games together on my brand new Xbox Series X. I think it would be very nice and I hope that you at least consider it. I know you're married and all and I'm sure he's a nice guy and everything but tbh I'm just built different and so I think it would be a pretty smart decision for you. Most women would probably consider it a no brainer but think about it I guess.

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