The Mechanic
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//READ IF YOU'RE GONNA FRIEND ME, IM SICK OF SPAM//
I will check your profile beforehand. If I see【⫷　ｏｖｅｒｌｙ　ｄｅｃｏｒａｔｅｄ　ｔｅｘｔ　⫸】, you're either stuck in 2014 or you're a scammer. Either way it's an automatic no.
If you've come to this profile, you're definitely not an "entrepreneur" , or "successful businessman", if you claim to be either of those you're a scammer once again (same goes for "professional game reviewer", but for an additional reason that I like my friends to be able to beat the tutorial of games)
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Team Fortress 2
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Words of wisdom (mostly) from Jacobson Pieperstein
"Go to sleep with an itchy ass, wake up with a smelly finger"
"I have a medal, 1st place in the sperm race"
"God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time"
"you can break down another's builds, but remember that it does not give you any mats"
"the naked man fears no pickpocket"
"why yap when you can clap"
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76561199245421269 4 Jan @ 4:43pm 
Quite funny hale
The Black Silence 2 Jan @ 12:24pm 
:steamthumbsup:
The Mechanic 2 Jan @ 3:09am 
I have been informed August was Craig Chingaling, no clue why it doesn't appear on my profile
The Mechanic 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24pm 
to commemorate, here's all the names
January: James Rufflebottom
February: Verbalase Official
March: Tom Jonkleberry
April: Robert Trunkledoor
May: joshuasharted.2003
June: Samuel Chinklechimes
July: Fritz Peupenschitenfarte
August: ???
September: Albert Brinklebronke
October: Richard Location
November: Daniel Derriere
December: Santa Cause of death
The Mechanic 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:55pm 
One year of goofy names, how fun its been
but I'm scraping the barrel for names now, and I've seen pretty much every "this image goes hard" image, there's almost no goofy pfp i haven't seen yet
so I am leaving the goofy names in 2024
The Black Silence 24 Dec, 2024 @ 5:13pm 
+ rep wished me a merry christmas and happy birthday :steamthumbsup: