It was December 25 1776, George Washington was crossing the Delaware river. And before they reached the shore. He spoke this quote to his men: "The time is near at hand. Which much determine whether Americans are to become gooners or slaves"

"I goon, therefore I exist"
- Rene Descartes

"To question gooning is to question if life has meaning, it only harms the mind and health"
- Johnthavious

"To live without gooning is to cease to live"
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without gooning"
- Georg Hegel

"I have no hand but I must goon"
- Unknown

"My goons are many and my huzz are none"
- Napoleon Bonaparte

"And those who were seen gooning were thought to be insane by those who could not see Lebron"
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"I goon, I came, I conquer"
- Julius Ceasar

"To goon or not to goon that is the question"
- William Shakespeare

“Goonology isn’t a theorem it is rather a state of being”
- Foenem

"To goon wrong in one's own way is better than to goon right in someone else's"
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I think, therefore I goon"
- Rene Descartes

"It does not matter how slowly you goon as long you do not stop"
- Confucius

"No matter how the goon feels, the good must go on"
- Unknown

"Two things are infinite, the universe and gooning; and I'm not sure about gooning"
- Albert Einstein

"Understand your opponents gooning tech and understand your own, and never in a hundred jerk mate matches will you falter"
- Sun Goon

"A person who goons all the time has nothing to goon to except gooning”
- Aristotle

"All our goons can come true, If we have the courage to not lose our streak"
- Walt Goonsney

“Goon now, for thy will never know when they must goon In heaven”
- Socrates probably

"The best way to predict your future is to start gooning"
- Abraham Lincoln

"I dreamed i was a gooner, gooning around in my room; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a man who dreamt of being a gooner, or am I a gooner dreaming that I am a man?"
- Zhuangzi

"Life is like gooning, to keep your balance you must keep going"
- Albert Einstein

“The bigger the goon the greater the force of tuahing”
- Hawk

"Gooning is not about the matter of what comes out at the end, but the journey at hand"
- Unknown

"Gooning is a true friend that never betrays"
- Confucius

"I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth is irrelevant, it’s if you goon with the gift of gooning that determines who you are"
- Mewtwo

“The greatest goon is that which requires no edging”
- Sun Tzu

"The hardest goon requires the strongest edging"
- Socrates

"There is a kind of serenity in gooning which is almost a paradise"
- Alain Badiou

“Those who shall goon freely will experience the most pleasure from exhilaration, on the contrary, those who goon alone and uninvited shall falter to be pleased”
- Unknown

"There are two different types of people in the world, those who goon to know, and those who goon to believe."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"I have become the gooner"
- Unknown

"It is to goon or to be gooned in this cruel world"
- Georg Hegel

"Pursuing knowledge, self improvement, gooning and personal growth are essential to living a good life"
- Socrates

"Without Lebron gooning has no meaning"
- Napoleon Bonaparte

"Don't goon to people by their outwards appearance, goon to people by the content of their character"
- Aristotle

"It does not matter how slow you goon, as long you do not stop"
- Unknown

"He who goons before battle, shall last til the end"
- Aristotle

Who am I if not a gooner?