Me to my friend playing as the black character with armor fashioned from many bones of many murders:
Why do you look like a voodoo Thomas Jefferson?
Him: I look like a what???

Later.
Same friend: Do we play this game because we're psychopaths, or does playing this make us psychopaths?
Me: OH A BASEBALL! (hits a bird out of the air).

Shortly later.
Me: If we went to central park and started playing baseball with the pigeons, do you think we would be arrested?
Him: Yes.
Me: When are we going to central park?

Later.
Deadfall trap instantly kills cannibals.
Us: Laughing for 5 minutes.

Conclusion: I enjoy this game.