"Our father, who AWPs in Heaven,
hallowed be thy aim.
Thy headshot come, thy damage be done,
as true as it was in 1.6.

Give us this day our daily noscope and forgive us our wallbangs,
as we forgive those who wallbang against us,
and lead us not into n00b kingdom,
but deliver us from hackers.

For thine is the accuracy,
the power,
and the 4750 for ever and ever."

Amen


"Lord Gaben, who art at Valve,
hallowed be thy game.
Thy Steamdom come, thy graphics stun,
on our PC as it is at Valve.

Give us this sale our daily deal, and forgive us our conspiracies [HL3 Confirmed],
As we forgive those who play on consoles,
and lead us not into peasantry,
but deliver us from DRM.

For thine is the Steamdom, and the player, and the game,
For ever and ever."

Gaben.