Kosher Bacon
Rhode Island, United States
 
 
:mary_bacon: I was born with glass bones and paper skin :mary_bacon:
Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Currently Offline
Steam Year In Review 2022
28
Games Played
440
Sessions
185
Achievements
12
New Games
27%
14%
14%
12%
11%
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Touched by His Noodly Appendage
2
Walter
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
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DARK SOULS™ III
Favorite Group
SocietySquad - Public Group
We truly do live in a society
4
Members
0
In-Game
1
Online
1
In Chat
Favorite Game
Items Up For Trade
360
Items Owned
8
Trades Made
2,618
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Recent Activity
1,150 hrs on record
last played on 27 Sep
85 hrs on record
last played on 23 Sep
12.2 hrs on record
last played on 22 Sep
Swift_Eye 2 Jul @ 6:46pm 
crouches around scared to make any noise with his bomblance
krzykris 2 Jul @ 6:38pm 
GG, Welcome to Hunt :reheart:
Brigadier Ball Buster 4 Apr @ 2:19pm 
Sassafrass is talking ♥♥♥♥ about high levels. you need to get a life according to his guidlines. Loser.
Thunder Ratz 20 Jun, 2023 @ 7:29pm 
Extremely rude, I tried to talk to him and he threw a dynamite at my face. 1/10 would not trust again.
Them Duke Boys 25 May, 2023 @ 6:11pm 
I won that round for you Kosher Bacon, I'll never forget the time we had together in the bayou
Count Snarky 19 May, 2023 @ 9:03pm 
Crutch player lmao