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PPFLLLBBBFLPBBB GODDDD MY STOMACHHH AGHHH!!! OH NO, THIS IS.....
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BIG ONE !!!! PPPFLLLLTPTLPLFFBTB AGHHHHH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HURTS SO BADDD AGAHHHGGGGGG PFFLFLFLRLP IS TGAT A KIDNEY STONE TOO OH NOOOOO AGHHHHGGGGWGG THIS IS MY HELL AHGGHHHHHH
Wario only moaned in reply
Waluigi bent over "Wario take me Break me like a pot of gold"
Wario readied his ♥♥♥♥ and entered Waluigi
Waluigi cried out in pain and bliss and Wario moaned louder then ever before
Beginning to pump Wario wrecked Waluigi’s tight backdoor
"WAAAHAHAHAH" he screamed in ecstasy
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screamed Waluigi in return, both in pain and pleasure
"W-Waluigi I’m coming" shouted Wario
"Do it Wario MAKE MY WALUWEEWEE BURST" Wario roared shooting his italian spunk into Waluigi
Waluigi also came, his member shooting streams all over the castle floor
Gathering Waluigi in his arms Wario carried him to his chamber where they collapsed on the bed, cuddled together
"W-Wario.. I think I.. love you Marry me?" At this Wario’s eyes went as wide as saucers
There was dead silence
"W-Wario?" said Waluigi
In response Wario only let out an enormous fart the coin popping out of his ass in the process
He said, “Suck My Honky ♥♥♥♥”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he pulled his pants down and going “huh? huh? huh?” "Suck my Honky Sock". and closing my hand to grab my face. I kicked his ♥♥♥♥ twice and left him on the ground. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him groan as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors holding his ♥♥♥♥ in his hands without paying for his groceries.
When she took his honky ♥♥♥♥ and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan his eyes “to prevent me from seeing the ♥♥♥♥ I kicked,” and then turned around and stared at me. I don’t even think he was mad. After she scanned his eyes, he walked away holding his honky ♥♥♥♥ while yawning about Tim Duncan and Buttplugs. It was a sad sight
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UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :))))))):):)))):::
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?
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