"Gayon na lamang ang pag-ibig ng Diyos sa sanlibutan, kaya ibinigay niya ang kanyang bugtong na Anak, upang ang sumampalataya sa kanya ay hindi mapahamak, kundi magkaroon ng buhay na walang hanggan."

你好，终于联系到您了，我是淘宝客服，给你打电话打不通，QQ也不回，看见你在这里只好给你留言了。你寄回的充气娃娃我们已经帮您修好了，马上给您寄回去，但请你别那么残暴的对她，她毕竟只是个娃娃。，下次您温柔点，毕竟不是钢铁制成的，寄回来的时候在场的工作人员看了都哭了！其实我看着也想哭，那玩意惨不忍睹啊，你说你前面也就算了，后面你都不放过，毕竟有些人有那些特殊的嗜好，我也不说了，嘴巴都变形了，好吧我承认嘴巴也是正常的，关键是鼻孔，耳孔你是怎么进去的？我就纳闷了。还有最后一个就是尼玛的肚脐眼。草，你也是特么人才，最后还给特么差评，这事我已经报警了，你等着吧，还有心情在这玩游戏。

Random Fact ! did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d icks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility.

So I (M 23, black), was walking around my house(2 story) and decided to check how my son (M 14) is doing. I walked into his room(Non binary, Bedroom, 89) and saw him(M 14) screenshotting an nft(red skin, ushanka, lasers from eyes)!!! I (M 24) Immediately (1 year) punched him (m 15) in the face(chipped 2 tooths, minor bruises, broken nose, bleeding from mouth). Unfortunately, my spouse(M 35) came into the room(Bedroom, 90) and called the police(racist)! I punched him(m 35) until his body (White, racist) cracked(i was satisfied, i am bonebreakigender) with an unpleasant sound. Then, two policeman(Racist policeman, M 21, and a policetranswoman F 31) came into my house(2 story) without hesitation(1 year) and locked me(M, 24, black) in a police(racist) car(Ferrari limited edition). Now i(M 24, black) have no one to talk to(prisoners).

So, Reddit. AITA?

OY PUTANGINA NIYO KUNG MAGLARO KAYO
GALINGAN NIYO NAMAN KAYA NGA MAY DEATHMATCH AT
THE RANGE EH PERO MERON DIN NAMAN ML MAS BAGAY,
KAYO DUN MGA LOW IQ MGA TANGA EZ GAME SOBRA DIMAN
LANG AKO PINAWISAN MAS PAPAWISAN PA AKO MAG
TETRIS SA INYO EH NAPAKATANGA NIYO PROMISE LIPAT ML
NO OR PEDE NAMAN COM DATING APP MGA BOBO DUN
KAYO WAG KAYO DITO. UNINSTALL NIYO NA YANG VALORANT
NIYO OR PALARO NIYO SA MGA KUYA NIYO TAPOS PM NIYO
KO PUSTAHAN AGAD, MAY GATAS PA KAYO SA LABI MGA
TANGA PANG LOL LARO NIYO EH. KAYA NGA MAY GINAWA
YUNG SPIKE RUSH PARA SA MGA TULLAD NIYONG ATABS PA
KAYO TUMUTUTOK PUTANGINA NIYO.

Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:

Respect my friend's different beliefs

Adore the little quirks in their traditions

Care for my friends, no matter their skin color

Inform myself on what taboos I should never break

Smile when they speak their native tongues

The French must be purged from the Earth

Opinyon lang naman
Parang nakakahiya naman sa babae kung sa fishballan mo sa paresan mo lang siya laging dadalhin tapos lagi mong linyahan "tara date kaso hanggang dito lang kaya ko whatever" Bro kaya ka nanligaw diba para ibigay yung best mo kaya wala kang karapatang manligaw hanggat wala ka pang trabaho. Okay lang naman ang lowkey date kaso huwag naman lagi.

Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.

Most people don't recognize the tactical value of a shopping cart. Not only can it support the weight of a squad machine gun, but it can hold ammunition, grenades, a first aid kit, a change of underwear, several pounds of frozen chicken, and a cellphone.

I run an advanced tactical response team in high-risk retail areas, and the ability to utilize nearby assets when the balloon drops is important. Let's all congratulate Private Lickorice on his ability to adapt to his surroundings and circumstances. He's earned that raise to $8.63/hr.

You think if godzilla jerked off onto a town he could cover it entirely in his ♥♥♥? Then, would the women swimming in godzilla's ♥♥♥ become pregnant with godzilla's baby?

I came across this thought while browsing deviantart for newly uploaded godzilla porn. In one of the pictures, godzilla was seen ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ onto an entire town, downing it in his sperm, and in the other was a human/godzilla hybrid.

I sat puzzled as to how such a beautiful creature could come into existence, and my only conclusion was that godzilla had creampied a human female; however, such logic is inherently flawed as godzilla's penis could never fit within a human.

This leaves me with one conclusion: a female had completely submerged herself within godzilla ♥♥♥, resulting in her birthing his child.

Should we be free to hunt furries?

Yes and no.

Yes, you are allowed to hunt animals. Furries want to be animals, and therefore we have a right to hunt them. You are, in theory, allowed to hunt furries. But no, you are not LEGALLY allowed to hunt furries. Law authorities have this weird law regarding “inhumane actions” or something like that, but it’s just a bunch of liberal crap. Ignore the police, and hunt down those bastards like its in season!

Of course, if some furry starts throwing buzzwords like “we are people too” and “what have we done wrong”, feel free to ignore them and fire at will. The general rule is if you normalize the extermination of furries, the law will have no choice but to follow suit.

Happy hunting!

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