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Recent reviews by lil scallop

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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
29.1 hrs on record
instead of making friends in real life, I made friends in magical Austria with a hipster Buzzfeed journalist, an insecure YouTuber with no wifi, and a dog named Dog
Posted 7 August. Last edited 7 August.
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2.6 hrs on record
now I'm milk shy no more
Posted 1 August.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record
like the best in the genre, Arranger's simple presentation belies a ton of complexity. it'll stump you, but never for long; just keep trying stuff, and you can always get yourself out of a pickle. funny, charming, and the perfect amount of challenge.
Posted 28 July.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
though there are a few rough spots, the game feels incredible to play right now. if the devs keep polishing this gem, it's going to shine.
Posted 24 July.
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4 people found this review helpful
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215.3 hrs on record (23.5 hrs at review time)
after a number of years that shall not be named working at the same startup, I've become pretty burned out from the artificial urgency and unending bureaucracy. an all too familiar and seemingly inevitable outcome of corporate life.

but Rusty's Retirement helps me remember to take breaks, and maybe more unexpectedly, motivates me to push through tasks so I can get back to checking my farm. ❤️

I can only hope my own eventual retirement will be as fulfilling as Rusty's!
Posted 22 May. Last edited 23 May.
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387.2 hrs on record (202.7 hrs at review time)
been playing Stardew off and on since it first came out in 2016, sinking hundreds of hours across multiple platforms. its original incarnation was already beyond addictive and charming, not to mention full of surprisingly deep systems and meaningful life lessons.

since then, the sheer scale and volume of free updates culminating in the awesome 1.6 version has shaped the game into something truly refined and special, equipped with endless secrets and replayability. it's an inspiring, one-of-a-kind achievement! can't wait to see what awaits in Haunted Chocolatier.
Posted 30 April. Last edited 30 April.
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29.2 hrs on record
came for the goofy crab & souls-y smack 'ems 🦀

got hooked on the constant stream of varied content & unique mechanics 🎣

stayed for the surprisingly well-written cast & rich character development ❤️

unironically the best game I've played so far in 2024
Posted 29 April. Last edited 29 April.
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66.5 hrs on record (52.2 hrs at review time)
the best multiplayer game in recent memory, and one of the best of all time
Posted 26 April. Last edited 26 April.
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6.6 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
drugs
Posted 18 April.
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8.1 hrs on record
🐟🌾❤️
Posted 16 April. Last edited 16 April.
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