Ornstein
Smug Edgelord   Korea, Democratic People's Republic of
 
 
I'm not a furry, please don't ever call me that...

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POST THIS ON YOUR WALL IF YOU DIED IN VIETNAM
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SORRY FOR BAD ENGLANDO

guys why when a woman gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT
when a guy orders a 240 Volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with
6 speed pulsating ***, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray,
together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound
system, hes called a pervert?

(◕‿◕✿) Dear Person reading this, you are beautiful. Whatever is going on in your life right now, please know that you matter and your story is important. You are loved (◕‿◕✿)

i have pre-ordered a steam controller, it's ok if you're gonna cry now

Guys can you please not spam the comments. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the comments is being spamed.
Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the comments

''Oh look - I'm opening my box of care! Oh wait - it's empty!''

i need more useless text, pls help
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Everyday I wake up
Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me — we should be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.

Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.

Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there!

[Lokir looks at the gagged man.]

Lokir: And what’s wrong with him?

Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King.

Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us?

Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits.

Lokir: No, this can’t be happening. This isn’t happening.

Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?

Lokir: Why do you care?

Ralof: A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home.

Lokir: Rorikstead. I’m…I’m from Rorikstead.

[They approach the village of Helgen. A soldier calls out to the lead wagon.]

Imperial Soldier: General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting!

General Tullius: Good. Let’s get this over with.

Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.

Ralof: Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. D**n elves. I bet they had something to do with this. This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny…when I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.

[A man and son watch the prisoners pull into town.]

Haming: Who are they, daddy? Where are they going?

Torolf: You need to go inside, little cub.

Haming: Why? I want to watch the soldiers.

Torolf: Inside the house. Now.
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Ornstein 17 Sep @ 5:04am 
Sir I am
They called me Shinez 17 Sep @ 5:00am 
ffs play on your Server
Dante 24 Aug @ 4:30am 
iq 11 lowbob sitting with shotgun :D
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You have excellent englando
Ornstein 29 Mar @ 3:07am 
I don't even know why you're so mad? :Wildfrost_Heart:
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