Recent reviews by MamaGoat

Ever played Wario Land or Crash Bandicoot and said "Wow, this game is really fun. But I wished it matched the pace of my own mental illness"? Well, you're in luck because Anton is done playing with his balls and is coming to blast yours.

It's a fast paced platformer with levels with unique gimmicks, huge, bombastic multi-phase bosses, and some extra stuff to go around if you need an excuse to keep playing after you beat it. Levels are built for you feel the urge to blast through debris and innocent animals. The controls may strange and hard to get used to at first, but once you understand them you get the urge to take them to their absolute limit. The chaotic gameplay also has a presentation to match: the artstyle, voice acting, sound design and music makes this game feel like a living cartoon. Some gameplay gimmicks don't land as well as others (I still don't know how to consistently get through the pinball sections), but not a single one is forgettable, that's for sure.

If you were the kid who played Animal Crossing just to complete the fishing encyclopedia, this game is for you.
If you grinded fishing in FFXIV up to the point where it surpasses the level of your Warrior class, this game is for you.
If you like Big the Cat levels from Sonic Adventure, this game is for you.
If you want to play something with friends to have an excuse to hang out with them online, but aren't in the mood for competitive or action games, this game is for you.

The options this game gives to potentially skew the chances to your favor turns a simple game of luck into a complex sequence of mindgames. The game is most fun in multiplayer, but the AI (The dealer) is also interesting to play against as well. The game can vary easily turn in your favor as it can turn against you if you don't plan ahead. It's like an ultraviolent game of poker.

I could fix her, but whatever is happening to her is much more--

Umm...

Actually nevermind, what the hell?

Game knocked out my power supply

i can put yuri on my desktop

I started using this program last May when I got told to make a Ring Racers mod "as a joke". I'm a hobbyist artist with absolutely no prior experience in pixel art and this program has been pretty intuitive in terms of interface and tools. It's very simple and straightforward, yet also has every single tool that could possibly needed for spritework.

Celeste for weebs,

I've owned this game for less than a day and it's already ruined my life.

Sonic Adventure 3: 2