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appreciate the ♥♥♥♥ out of you!!!!

So I was in 8th or 9th (about 13 or 14) and my ex's sister had a really big crush on me. And I kinda liked her too. Well we're in a Skype call and she's all like "Hey I want to watch my little pony but I'm scared I'll be made fun of" and I'm like I'll watch it with you. ♥♥♥♥ it. And she's like aww that's sweet I'll make it up to you. I'll show you my boobs. And blah blah. So we watched THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ENTIRE FRIENDSHIP IS MAGICAL SERIES 6 HOUR YOUTUBE VIDEO and the video ends and I'm like sweet can you uh. And she's like "gotta go to sleep" never did get to see the tits. Kinda still bummed about it.

bim boh here is my message:

u r cute he he

u are so cute please bully me bim boh

noted

don't listen to that person they sent me uncensored pics of my own sexual reproduction apparatus

play video games with me

bim boh

didnt bully me 10/10

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

one of my closest friends in the Furry community. Glad you came out with it and I LOVE your fursona/bio. <3

-rep won't play fortnite with me

♥♥♥♥♥ is a scarce resource that ♥♥♥♥♥-bearers (i.e WOMEN) only give out to the upper echelons of men (even for them, it's scant), which leaves average men, like me, in an ecosystem desolate of delectable ♥♥♥♥♥. i'm slowly but surely going insane without ♥♥♥♥♥....

I NEED ♥♥♥♥♥

Hey, I don't know when the last time you checked your storefront is, but the water bottles full of foot sweat that's been twisted from your socks are out of stock. Could you make some more at your earliest convenience? Thanks queen.

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weird to me that people will see a picture of a pretty woman and you want her to step on you. i'd much rather a pretty woman gives me a kiss! if she stepped on me i think i'd yell like Tom and Jerry

IO IS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOT. I love her small busty body, her long fluffy tail, her fluffy ears, her pleasant voice, her cute laugh. I just cant stop thinking about how much I want to be by her side, enjoy every single minute of her company. I want to feel the scratch of her sharp nails and the bite of her fangs. The very thought of that gives me the will I needed to continue with my life, every night I sleep myself to the thought of Io being there with me. I’ve never been this emotionally attached to a fictional character in my life up until this point, but Io… Io is special to me.

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smells like dirty hotdog water












10/10 girl

your cute

♥♥♥♥ people who play jenga wrong

“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, that’s not how the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is played, you dumb, the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read the rules have you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate ♥♥♥♥.

The greatest sin is ♥♥♥ denial

Waterbomb full of Cat ♥♥♥

<3

weird comments LUL

They let me pew pew as a tiny dwarf engineer in their vermintide game, plus they also play VRCHAT.

9/10 pretty cool person

Hoppy easter! (egg)

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i hate capitalism

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all.

You say "I'm baby" but you're not. You are not baby. You are not capable of being baby. You possess neither the limitless potential of baby nor the driving curiosity of baby. You have some similarities. You cannot function on your own. You depend on others for your most basic needs. But where baby eventually outgrows these flaws, you are already hardened by your failures. You will not grow. You are not baby.

also im a communist now

You say "I'm baby" but you're not. You are not baby. You are not capable of being baby. You possess neither the limitless potential of baby nor the driving curiosity of baby. You have some similarities. You cannot function on your own. You depend on others for your most basic needs. But where baby eventually outgrows these flaws, you are already hardened by your failures. You will not grow. You are not baby.

Thank you for being my e-date to the party this weekend <3:3:3

MAybe

play cybr huntr with me

-rep yelled at me

+rep doesnt yell at me

Let's say that, hypothetically you have a nice ♥♥♥♥. theoretically it has all the hallmarks of a "nice ♥♥♥♥". Let's say I examine your ♥♥♥♥.

It has a nice shape, and mind you I have seen many ♥♥♥♥♥. Let's make a note of that, this is a good shape for a ♥♥♥♥ to have. Now we go further into this hypothetical, what about length? Hypothetically, upon inspection of your ♥♥♥♥, it would appear to be of acceptable length.

Now we have established that not only do you have a nice shape, but also nice length, it would also be assumed in this scenario that I have assessed your girth, but there is no need to as, hypothetically it was apparent that your girth was sufficient from the start.

So as I have assessed your ♥♥♥♥, in this situation, in theory it would be a 9.5/10, the only downside is that you're uncircumcised; I then, hypothetically end with this finishing statement: "Nice ♥♥♥♥, good job king." To end, you in theory, have a nice ♥♥♥♥ and deserve a pat on the back, King.a

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥ GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ER

+rep bald

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

How to make Kwaft Mac and Cheese:

Open it

Fiww with watew tiw it weaches the wine

Put in micwowave 3-1/2 to 4 min (at max powew)

Pouw the powdew in, wet it sit fow 3 min

Get spoon

Eat

pretty cool dude, 10/10 +rep

Caught my gf pooping
She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ♥♥♥ up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ log, ♥♥♥♥♥ u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U ♥♥♥♥♥, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop ♥♥♥♥♥. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.