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35 of 50 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:35am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:36am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:34am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 12:26pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 2:03pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 11:27am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 9:27am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 5:31pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 1:25pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:04am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 9:42am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 1:58pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:33am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 9:23am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 12:52pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 12:41pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:21am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 2:59am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:52am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 4:04am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 1:28pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 10:00am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:39am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:17am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:47am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 9:42am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2014 @ 1:57pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:58am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 10:03am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:58am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:24am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:18am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 6:45am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:36am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:27am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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