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Like for good luck and not burnt houses😃😎😎😃

When trump became president obama was waiting for him at the white house.

Trump! You have to run around the entire white house while I time you, we have a little leaderboard said obama

Ok, im fast, the fastest. When i run you cant even see me trust me! Replied trump, incidentally what are the other presidents times?

Obama looked at his notebook, well I took 8:23 , clinton took 8:40, nixon took 10:10 and bush did 9:11.

i just watched peterpan and that fairy slut is asking to get raped.Her dress is so short we can see her shaved ♥♥♥♥♥ in some scenes, she also always winks at the camera while doing it. I mean don't get me wrong i'm not attracted to a 10cm fairy but if i could i would stick my fingers up her ass and ♥♥♥♥ until she would squirt all over my erect ♥♥♥♥,then i would ♥♥♥ in a baggy and put her head in it, make her drink it all in order to not drown in my semen. What did the creator think while making the scene where she literally eat peter pan's ass??God she's just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slutty in her fairy outfit.My little bro was watching the movie and i told my dad wtf was he thinking putting this have youeven seethe ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ fairy flashing her tits and ♥♥♥♥?? He ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kicked me out of the house now i'm homeless All this because of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teasing slut.I'm typing this out of mcdonald employee computer i locked myself to jerk off one last time to that sweet tinkerbell before i off myself.

DON'T TELL MY PARENTS ABOUT THIS. DON'T JUST DON'T.

I'm just gonna get to the point. I masturbated for the first time last night. I was reading some hentai (anime girl porn) fanfic earlier, and when I went to sleep later that day, all I could think of was hentai. Eventually, I got this strange feeling in my ♥♥♥♥, and I had looked up how to fap a few days ago out of curiosity, so I began to rub my ♥♥♥♥, and some squicky substance came out (you know what it is. we both do). It felt so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing, but I'm disgusted. I mean, it feels wrong, and I'm not interested in sex or anything. It just feels so wrong, like I'm violating myself. This'll probably be my last fap though

Anyway, see ya. Remember not to tell my parents.

I'm a smash 🔨 and dash 🏃‍♂️ kinda guy if you catch my drift 🛳️

It's pump ⛽and dump 🚮for me 🤣🤣🤣

I'm talkin hit it 👊and quit it 🛑

I mean intercourse 🍆💦 then out her course ⛳

For real, sex it 😩 and exit 🙋‍♂️

Creampie 🍰 then cream bye 👋

Make her sore 🤕 then out the door 🚪

Pee in her ear 👂then run like a deer 🚜