Recent reviews by Your Cat From 1000m Away

Xbox 360's era game, non-stop action from start to finish, no grind, no open world, just enjoyable 7-10 hours video game. It's just awesome like your mom's food, nothing fancy here but you know it's good !

This game teaches me more things than schools !

"And the most hated game of the year award goes to ........."

Mayhem Brawler is among the top modern beat em up.
The game has voice acted story with multiple story paths.
5 unique characters, running attack, pick up melee weapons and guns ... everything you can ask from a beat em up game.

Review in one sentence:
"When I played this game as a kid, It makes me believe Alien was among us, now I play it again, not only I still believe Alien was among us, but also I believe I'm an Alien".

Review in one sentence:
"If you play it on Keyboard and Mouse, prepare to buy a new mouse because most of the attacks required the mouse motion like playing Fruit Ninja on PC".

Review in one sentence:
"I don't understand, why they put the best boobs physics into a shooting game ?".

Review in one sentence:
"I had many questions before playing this game, after I played the game I have more questions, if mysterious cosmic existence horror is your thing, this game is for you".

Review in one sentence:
"They said "Choices matter" but everytime I kill the main character the game over".

Review in one sentence:
"You either die a hero or have yourself a 2nd playthrough to become a villain".