> be me
> at home eating gecko tendies, playing vidya on pip-boy 3000 in some cheap motel
> hear knocking on door
> im-coming.mp3
> door gets kicked in and a shady man with one of them radio-bots asks if i could come with him
> tfw i didn't need that door anyway
> he probably has some fancy-lads or something cool he wants to show
> i'd do anything for a fancy lad
> tfw wait, i mean--you know what i mean
> bring with me my last nesquik from my not-working refridgerator
> i follow him
> he takes me in front of a big dinosaur and puts on a cool red hat
> sips nesquik
> "cool hat dude"
> gets shot
> wtf-man.jpeg