looking 4 sloppy femboy

JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach their level
of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ...
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Dibble's First Law of Sociology:
Some do, some don't.
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Stewie: Ha ha. Oh, this is so good it just HAS to be fattening.
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Many are called, few volunteer.
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"Don't think; let the machine do it for you!"
-- E. C. Berkeley
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The best things in life go on sale sooner or later.
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We are drowning in information but starved for knowledge.
-- John Naisbitt, Megatrends
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* Knghtbrd assigns 3 to Chris
* variable wonders who else is named chris besides me
<Knghtbrd> variable - you. =>
* Knghtbrd waits for variable to dramatically say "I feel SO used!"
<variable> Knghtbrd: :)
* variable ++
<variable> :)
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Fry: That's it! You can only take my money for so long before you
take it all and I say enough!
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