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61.8 hrs on record (36.5 hrs at review time)
So let me tell you a little story, something that happened to me today.

I was walking around the desolate Boston with my oh so wonderful shotgun wielding Irish girl Cait when I stumbled upoon something peculiar: A completely mangled corpse with a holotape next to it. The tape only gave me glimpses of the horrible fate bestoed upon this unfortunate traveller: A terrifying roar and several people screaming. I followed a nearby door inside what used to be a museum to look for any survivors.

What I found inside wasn't anything that I expected: Whatever had killed the poor fellow outside didn't simply leave the premise, it followed the group inside and still roamed the very halls where I just entered. I heard - no, FELT the beast walking just above me on the upper floor, dust falling between the floor boards signaling foot steps. I slowly and carefully navigated my way through the bloody mess this creature had created all around. After taking a deep breath and hoping it wouldn't be my last, I walked up the stairs and laid my eyes on the perpetrator: a massive and furious Deathclaw.

It took some trying and a few silly deaths but me and Cait finally pulled through and the beast succummed to the multiple shotgun pellets now located deep inside its thorax. I reloaded and gathered my thoughts, it was my first time fighting something like that in such a closed space. I realized such a fight must come with awe inspiring loot and quickly looked inside what awaited me. I approaced the now dead Deathclaw, opened its inventory and saw...

A single oven mitt.

Well played, Todd Howard. Well freaking played.

Posted 15 November, 2015.
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