Recent reviews by 9fly

Oh boy, where do I even begin with this gem of a game? It's like the developers played a game of "How many bugs can we cram into one title?" and decided to go for the high score.

First off, the graphics are so cutting-edge that they must have been created with a potato hooked up to an Etch-a-Sketch. I've seen better visuals on my grandmother's old flip phone. The characters move with all the grace of a herd of drunk giraffes on roller skates. It's so realistic, I feel like I'm watching an avant-garde interpretive dance performance at a preschool talent show.

Now, let's talk about the game mechanics. I've never felt more out of control in my entire life, and I once tried to ride a unicycle after a few too many cups of coffee. The controls are like a random assortment of buttons taped together and thrown into a blender. If you manage to make your character do what you want, consider it a personal victory.

The story is so convoluted that I had to hire a detective just to figure out what was going on. It's like the plot was written by a sleep-deprived chimp with a typewriter. I'm pretty sure at one point the main character switched from saving the world to opening a bakery. It's a choose-your-own-adventure gone horribly wrong.

Let's not forget the sound design. I didn't know it was possible for my ears to bleed until I played this game. The soundtrack consists of what I can only describe as a cat playing the accordion while being chased by a swarm of angry bees. It's the kind of auditory experience that makes you question your life choices.

In conclusion, if you enjoy frustration, confusion, and a dash of existential dread, this game is for you. It's a masterpiece in the world of unintentional comedy. But if you value your sanity and the lifespan of your gaming peripherals, steer clear. This game is a shining example of what happens when creativity takes a wrong turn at every intersection.

munaa suuhun

Very bad videogame

videogame

Very good game

Very fun game and nice community, no russians.

on tää

Really good game, i enjoy this alot :)
9,5/10

awesome game 10/10