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Recent reviews by Michel Temer VICE Lula 2026

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6 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
22.5 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
How to seduce the dealer:

That's easy. He responds when you suck on the barrel.
He's a fun date. He loves a good underground rave.
You'll have some beer and cigarettes together.
Maybe throw in some pills and an adrenaline shot for the excitement.
After writing your names on the table with the saw, he'll invite you upstairs.
He believes in safe sex, so he'll inspect your bits with the magnifier.
You can take turns wearing the handcuffs.
He loves kinky games. Playing with the inverter means you'll be going back and forth all night.
When he's finished he'll blast a load in your face.
He might even call you in the morning on his burner phone.
Posted 11 December, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
3 people found this review helpful
5.5 hrs on record
famoso premio steam review do ano
Posted 1 December, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
18 people found this review helpful
33.8 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Posted 30 October, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
38.8 hrs on record
gnorpin' on my boy's d until i apologue
Posted 18 September, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.0 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
esse jogo contem

trombone
música
babuinos
cachorro quente
trombone
hino do brasil
feijoada

pode comprar, só sucesso
Posted 18 September, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
147.3 hrs on record
vem menina vem sem medo

que eu vou lhe ensinar
Posted 26 August, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
23.9 hrs on record (21.4 hrs at review time)
papers please do brexit
Posted 1 May, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
joguei fumando
Posted 6 April, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
4.6 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Jogo de maluco doido perturbado que gosta de jogos de digitação.

Bastente simples contendo uma estória macabramente espetacular. Suco de existencialismo e body horror.

Não tem save, tem que zerar de uma vez só.

Logo de início tem um aviso dos devs recomendando você a jogar Perfect Vermin ou Swallow the Sea antes de iniciar o jogo.
Posted 6 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
famosa review dos prêmios steam
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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