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16 personer tyckte att denna recension var hjälpsam
2.6 timmar totalt (2.6 timmar när recensionen skrevs)
This is probably the first negative review I've ever written. I hate to do this, especially with a such good lookin' games. And I'd like to say something good about this game, but tbh I haven't even chance to play one. I'm stuck on title screen, right after intro with company's logo. It says "Press any button to continue." The game just ignores my keyboard and mouse. According to Steam Hub, this issue haven't been fixed completely in years. You can find threads here and there about bugs in this game. The devs are doin' nothing. It's just broken. Horrible port of the game. In its current state I can't recommend it.
Upplagd 11 augusti 2024. Senast ändrad 11 augusti 2024.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig Utmärkelse
2 personer tyckte att denna recension var hjälpsam
11.5 timmar totalt
Small indie game in Shoot 'em up / Bullet hell genre. Closer to Ubermosh series, than to Devil Dagger. Ngl got it for a song.
Simple. Ez chivos, half of 'em requests some grinding.
There're some flaws as low-quality backgrounds (actually there're only 3 of them). Some background color palettes act as camouflage for enemies, also you can't see sh*t due to visual noise created by the viscera of enemies after the first 3-4 waves. Cam's position is too low. Interesting characters, but 4/5 of 'em have no gameplay differences (only visual ones) and the 5th can crush enemies (it's a damn tank) but makes it difficult to track your life aura due to its own size. Arsenal is small and lacks variety. Animations are good. UI is nice, but only in main menu, in game's one is actually mid, if not saying bad. Despite aesthetic and dark humor, I'd say the best part of the game is OST. It just kicks in. It's not such good as Mike Gordon in Doom or Metal: Hellsinger, but still descent. Ofc you have to be smth of metal head yourself just to appreciate the quality and variety of tracks the game offers you.
That's pretty much it.
For those who wants to check the music Death Goat OST Spotify playlist[open.spotify.com]. There's no Vanisher - Seven Years Buried there (the song I liked the most), cuz Spotify s*cks, but anyway.
Upplagd 25 juni 2024. Senast ändrad 24 november 2024.
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5 personer tyckte att denna recension var hjälpsam
0.0 timmar totalt
𝘚𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘍𝘰𝘨𝘨𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴
𝘐 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥
Upplagd 26 januari 2020. Senast ändrad 1 februari 2020.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig Utmärkelse
2 personer tyckte att denna recension var hjälpsam
105.9 timmar totalt (32.8 timmar när recensionen skrevs)
Upplagd 23 januari 2020.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig Utmärkelse
23 personer tyckte att denna recension var hjälpsam
20 personer tyckte att denna recension var rolig
13.4 timmar totalt
𝚗𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚝,
𝚗𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐,
𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜
Upplagd 7 januari 2020. Senast ändrad 22 december 2024.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig Utmärkelse
26 personer tyckte att denna recension var hjälpsam
43 personer tyckte att denna recension var rolig
430.2 timmar totalt (57.7 timmar när recensionen skrevs)
Early Access-recension
We had two bags of cigarettes, seventy-five cotton balls doused in alcohol, five sheets, high powered painkillers, a bottle half full of disinfectant, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored antibiotics, beta blockers, antidepressants, vitamins... and also a quart of whiskey, a quart of red wine, a case of Pop, a pint of bleach and two dozen of sleeping tablets.
Not that we needed all that for the death, but once you get locked into a hopeless survival, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
The only thing that really worried me was the bleach. There is nothing in the world more helpless and unhappy and thirsty than a man in the depths of a bleach poisoning. And I knew we'd get into that toxic stuff pretty soon.
Upplagd 21 september 2019.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig Utmärkelse
3 personer tyckte att denna recension var hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att denna recension var rolig
364.8 timmar totalt (215.8 timmar när recensionen skrevs)
Ingredients
  • 1 pound Terraria
  • 1 can (10 ounce) The Long Dark
  • 1 bunch The Forest
  • 1 teaspoon The Binding of Isaac
  • 1 tablespoon Dark Souls
  • ½ cup Jumanji aesthetic
  • Fear and Loathing to taste
Directions
Step 1
Take Terraria and carefully remove "digging to the Hell" part (don't worry, you'll be there anyway), leave crafting and farming aspects. Add 3rd dimension.

Step 2
Open frozen The Long Dark. Get survival mechanic and cut it on 4 pieces: leave the first one as is and unfreeze other three. Fry and get pickle in rain water 2/3 of those pieces. Now you have all seasons of misery, stuff prepared Terraria with that sh!t.

Step 3
Stir The Binding of Isaac weirdness and Dark Souls finghting. Coat the bottom of a 9x13-inch casserole dish with it.

Step 4
Preheat the Scaled Furnace to 400° F (200° C). Do the same to your butt during boss fight.

Step 5
Arrange Le Terraria De Long Dark in the bottom of the dish, and pour Jumanji aesthetic sauce over it.

Step 6
Sprinkle on with shredded The Forest.

Step 7
Bake in the preheated Scaled Furnace until hot, about entire life.

Tips
Read a whole game's wiki and get some life quality mods before start.
Upplagd 30 december 2017. Senast ändrad 5 december 2022.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig Utmärkelse
5 personer tyckte att denna recension var hjälpsam
2 personer tyckte att denna recension var rolig
4.4 timmar totalt
ᴇᴠɪʟ ɢᴇɴɪᴜs ʟᴀᴜɢʜs
ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ɪs ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ ᴏʙsᴛᴀᴄʟᴇs
ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜᴘᴇʀ ʜᴀʀᴅᴄᴏʀᴇ
Upplagd 3 februari 2017.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig Utmärkelse
5 personer tyckte att denna recension var hjälpsam
1 person tyckte att denna recension var rolig
10.2 timmar totalt (9.6 timmar när recensionen skrevs)
ᴀʙsᴛʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴀʀᴛ
ᴍᴇᴀᴛʏ sᴘᴏɴɢᴇ ɪɴ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀғᴜʟ ɪɴᴋ
ᴘᴏʟʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇᴅ
Upplagd 3 februari 2017.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig Utmärkelse
14 personer tyckte att denna recension var hjälpsam
12.4 timmar totalt (11.3 timmar när recensionen skrevs)
ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ʟɪғᴇ
ғᴇᴇʟ ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴇᴇᴛɴᴇss ᴏғ ᴍᴇʟᴀɴᴄʜᴏʟʏ
sᴏʟɪᴛᴜᴅᴇ - ᴀ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ
Upplagd 7 januari 2017.
Var denna recension hjälpsam? Ja Nej Rolig Utmärkelse
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