Hello James? I have been waiting in org for my gold, you said you would have it by now! Hoping everything is ok and you didn't scam me...

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai.
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So he was having problems with his laptop computer and asked me to look at it. I of course agreed since he's my grandpa. Well I opened it up and logged in but I guess he doesn't know about clearing his browser history or incognito mode because he watches a TON of hentai. As in that's the vast majority of his web browsing.

Well I saw what he was talking about and what his problem was. His hard drive was full. Full of hentai. Now I have to talk to my grandfather about his porn habits and exolain that he's going to have to delete some of these videos now. Today is not going great.

Babe please, you’ve already watched Minions 2 multiple times already. “hehehe freeze ray” Babe please, you said you’d buy me a CHANEL bag but you have already spent all your money on Minion Merch. “Uhm actually, I spent only 92% of my money 🤓” Babe we’re homeless now because you invested all your money into Gru-Coins. “Ok I’m genuinely sorry for my impulsive buying of every Minion related stuff. I won’t do it again, here’s the CHANEL bag I promised to get you. Wait babe where are you going? Come back, I miss you. What do you mean you’re leaving me forever? Please don’t leave, I have no one else left…”

You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.

All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.