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Participation Award

Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2021 @ 4:46am

Not So Permanent After All

Alter your permanent record.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Locker Blocker

Get access to your locker.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Hoochaholic

Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Pummeling Puffs

Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Guerilla Marketer

Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Rope-A-Dope

Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

About Damn Time

Return overdue book to librarian.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Ready For Rod

Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Printer Pal

Fix Grandma's printer.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

My Girl

Get rid of the wasp nest.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Hobo Habitat

Give Hobo Moe a new home.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Operation Intrude n313

Sneak into Golden Haze.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Send Nudes

Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Juvenile Delinquent

Get arrested.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Mission Permission

Forge a signature on the permission slip.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Look Ma, I Can Fly!

Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Blue Shirted Eye Grabber

Acquire the lab technician's eyeball.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Mission Impassable

Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Eye For Detail

Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

A Long Road Ahead

Complete Chapter 1.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Marriage Counselor

Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Don't Slurp That

Give a condom to a boy in need.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Chick'n Coop

Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Third Wheel

Return the signed prom letter to Crystal.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Puny Express

Mail out Gertie's scathing letter.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Scarred For Life

Give Drug Dealer some scar cream.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Huff The Magic Dragon

Give Mark Hufferman a new marker.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

The World Can Wait

Complete all optional sidequests.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Creepy Peepy Boy

Gain access to the girl's locker room.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

A Bushy Tale

Listen to the Bush's tragic story.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Die Of Boredom

Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Desperate Times

Ask every person you possibly can out to prom.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Project Runway

Collect every costume.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Burned By Bernie

Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Locker Stalker

Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 12:45pm

The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen

Stare at a bag blowing in the wind.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Hurt Me More

Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Survivalist

Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Back In My Day

Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Your Lemons Suck

Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Every Town Has An Elm Street

Find a nightmarish costume.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Chill Out

Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Judge A Book By Its Cover

Learn about 30 different library book titles.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Jeremiah 29:12

Convince someone that you're God.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 10:43am

Lost Prophet

Find every Jesus.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Gotta Got 'Em All

Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Get To Know Shark Dad

Have a conversation with Shark Dad.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Speed Demon

Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 11:11am

Blue Brailles

Deliver porn to Stevie Shades.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Distraction With Action

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Distraction With Attraction

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:33am

Freaky Flasher

Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 12:45pm

PermaPeeper

Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2021 @ 12:45pm



Coming Clean

Find Señor Cleanfist.