Some Special Li'l' Quotes:

as walsus was sliding home from work he noticed a beatiful woman so walsus said "hey pretty tits wanna ♥♥♥♥?" and the beatiful woman said "sure". the woman striped out of her dress making sure to wag her tight ass enticingly walsus rubs his ♥♥♥♥ to full hardness,he rubs the tip of his ♥♥♥♥ agenst her tight opening he then thusts his 15 inch ♥♥♥♥ in and bottoms out as he goes in out in out in out in then with one final smack he ♥♥♥♥ unleashed a torren of ♥♥♥ ~ ben carver, /19/12/2013/

"God's been swinging" ~ Lewis Brindley, /02/12/2013/

"There's plenty of stuffed toys like my body around, but there's only one me!” ~ Cait Sith, /??/??/????/

"I'm gay for Spiderman" ~ Griff, /11/01/2014

"My humanity is in my butt." ~ Griff, /13/01/2014/

"I smell of ♥♥♥♥" ~ James Caddick, /06/02/2014

"I love watching Russians getting bricked." Magic Man, /16/03/2014/

"♥♥♥♥ you chicken legs" Magic Man, /23/03/2014

"I'd rather watch scat porn then watch that" Magic Man, /23/03/2014/ (A HATTRICK!)

"I don't pull things out of my ass, I put things in" Beemo, /23/03/2014/

"I've always wanted have a rectal prolapse." Beemo, /23/04/2014/ (holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, beemo, stop saying such quotable ♥♥♥♥.)

"Jews always lose" John Stockston, /24/03/2014

"All Africans are starvin'" ~ Magic Man, /05/05/2014/

"I've had too much Dew" ~ John "TotalBiscuit" Bain, /01/04/2014/

"Kids have gotta die" ~ John "TotalBiscuit" Bain, /01/04/2014/ (DOUBLE QUOTE)

"I'd lick those man tits" ~ Beemo, /08/04/2014/

"I hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" ~ Magicman, /08/04/2014/

"This is a Skype call, not a circus" ~ Ben Johnson, /08/04/2014/

"I am done with woman" Emma Wheatman, /11/04/2014/

"Hell is better than London." ~ Beemo, /12/04/2014/

"I love killing bears for leather" ~ JoJo, /17/04/2014/

"ow the edge" ~ Dan "Cereal Delivery Nerd" Hall, every waking moment of Dan's life.

"EXKYOO-Z ME. I IDENTIFY AS A PAN-SEXUAL INTER-RACIAL NORTH-AFRICAN DUTCH HISPANIC BLACK BUSINESS CLASS STARFISH; SO WHY DON'T YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE AND USE THE CORRECT GENDER PRONOUNS, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OPPRESSIVE CISGENDERED WHITE PRIVILEGE SCUM" ~ Dan "Cereal Delivery Nerd" Hall, 18/04/2014

"I'm so happy I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up that Prussian" ~ Beemo, /19/04/2014/ (a wonderful comeback)

"I'm gonna commit mass genocide some day" ~ Magic Man, /19/04/2014/

"Hitler makes Homestuck marginally better" ~ Beemo, /19/04/2014/

"Shut up ♥♥♥♥♥, you just don't want to admit that you're both reckless and getting rekled" ~ Jigaboo, /20/04/2014/

"I'm hitting myself with a 2 litre bottle of water" Beemo-senpai, /22/04/2014/

"I stuck my hand up that guys arse" ~ Beemo A.K.A. Fisto, /26/04/2014/

"I wish I was Stevie Wonder, so I don't have to see you ever again" ~ Magic-man (The one wearing a black suit, not the other one), /25/05/2013/

"Praise Messiah-Thing" ~ John "TotalBiscuit" Bain, /06/05/2014/

"Trump loves herpes." ~ Jesse Cox, /09/02/2014/

"WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ IS SABUR HAKIMI" ~ Jigaboo, /15/05/2014/

"At least it wasn't Tesco" Jigaboo, /18/05/2014/

"I like you, dad, but world domination takes priority." ~ Eric Rafael Mora, · /10/12/2013/

"If you keep cutting heads off the Hydra, it won't have any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heads" ~ John "Totalbiscuit" Bain, /03/06/2014/

""why this is intelligions" ~ Some moron I met on a TF2 server, /20/06/2014/

"But I have no to ♥♥♥♥" ~ Emma Wheatman, /26/06/2014/

"I would love to live in a fascist state" ~ Magicman, /29/06/2014/

"yes it is. its gonna be the good kind of hell." ~ Marcell, /25/07/2014/

"brother Don’t be dong….." ~ Okuyasu Nijimura, c.1999

"how does that even make any remotely sense" ~ LuaFoxy, /14/07/2014/

"the only prime numbers pucci counts are the number of times dio’s rammed it up that prime slice of beef he calls an ass" ~ seeriously, /22/08/2014/

"what are you talking about imma make a trilogy
book 1: my first eyelash
book2: my second eyelash
book 3 : DOUBLE WELDING EYELAHES RAAAAAAAAAAH" ~ Mariah, /29/08/2014/

"my kidney almost exploded but now I’m ok and back home!" ~ Octo, /24/08/2014/

"sex is the opposite of a bullet-hell shooter" Mason, /26/09/2014/

"Stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanting apples you piece of ♥♥♥♥" ~ Em Wheatman, /6/10/2014/F

"I wish I could spawn a dildo right now" ~ Mimi, /26/10/2014/

"Opposites A track" Em Wheatman, /02/11/2014/

"They are like sex in your mouth" ~ Em Wheatman, /02/11/2014/

"I'm not gay EXCUSE YOU" ~ Em Wheatmeme, /07/11/2014/

"I'm gonna become a fatass and die" ~ Nick, /07/11/2014/

"I will find this ♥♥♥♥" ~ Mimi, /09/11/2014/

"My brother loves autism" ~ Em, /09/22/2014/

"I got an end credits" ~ Nick, /09/11/2014/

"HI MY NAME'S NICK I'M A HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEABOO HAHAHAHA ♥♥♥♥ ME RIGHT UP MY CANDY ASS" ~ Nick, every waking moment of Nick's life

"Please don't send me back to Mexico" ~ Mimi, /11/11/2014/

"Talking is magic" Charlotte, /15/22/2014/

"That's right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. First I bang the drum, then I bang your mum" ~ /16/11/2014/

"Why does the Ren and Stimpy soundtrack go so well with homicide" ~ Nick, /23/11/2014/

"I have a microphone in my beard" ~ Frank, /26/11/2014/

"Wow, he is not speed!" ~ Jarred, /02/12/2014/

"I just love every dogs" ~ Julie, /18/12/2014/

"go ♥♥♥♥ a dog ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥" ~ starbutts, /27/06/2015/

"I can't read" ~ Hue, /21/09/2015/

"Lesbian, stop dancing" ~ Loz, /24/09/2015/

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'm surrounded by Indians" ~ Isaac, /27/09/2015/

"Stop immigration, the Indians are after Squirtle" ~ Isaac, again, /29/09/2015/

"Stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moving, I want a Pokemon" ~ Wyatt, /30/09/2015/

"As long as I have alchohol, I'll be good" ~ Loz, /11/10/2015/

"I died because I was too hard" ~ Rob, /11/10/2015/

"No, not another leg!" ~ Guz, /09/11/2015/

"Bondage is universal" ~ Zmada, /26/11/2015/

"Rams are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexy, especially Chef Ramsey" ~ Chris, /28/11/2015/

"Ow, why did I stab myself?" ~ Chris

"I'm a stick with bumps on it" ~ Melanie, /11/12/2015/

"I've been trying to learn how to suplex a cow" ~ Some gay idk, /11/12/2015/

"Well. Jesus is just a copy of Horus" ~ RaytoDark, /23/12/2015/

"Hey, I'd love those kiddies" ~ Tash, /31/12/2015/

"walrus are the ♥♥♥♥♥ of the ocean" ~ Wakana, /15/01/2016/

"I love the titty section" ~ Armedfatass, /19/01/2016/

"That reminds me of how you can drink bleach in this game. I love this game" ~ Pebn, /19/01/2016/

"I was obsessed with booba's when i was little" ~ Toob, /14/02/2016/

"Imo it's quite gay being a homosexual" ~ Alan, /16/02/2016/

"Post Nut Regret is how I got stuck in Illaoi" ~ Naval, /23/02/2016/

"I GOT DUMPED BECAUSE I KILLED HER DAD WTFFF?!?!?!?" ~ Soph, /24/02/2016/

"Stop doing that accent, it's triggering me" ~ Una, /26/02/2016/

"I'm like 5" ~ Kiobi, /05/03/2016/

"♥♥♥♥ no
i'm gonna ♥♥♥♥" ~ Una, /05/03/2016/

"Donald Trump is my hero" ~ Dave, /08/03/2016/

"I wanna shove little girls up my ass then shoot them out like a machine gun" ~ Dave, /08/03/2016/

"Hpyys hp" ~ Soph (A REPEAT OFFENDER, I SEE), /14/03/2016/

"life sucks drop out" ~ Muffn, /20/03/2016/

"You didnt get the negro" ~ Squash, /29/03/2016/

"I should go ask my mother for a toothbrush" ~ Dave, /30/03/2016/

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'm gonna get erect right now" ~ Kektor, /08/04/2016/

"Abuse that meme because I love being abused" ~ Maria, /10/04/2016/

"♥♥♥♥, I can't think" ~ My mom, /23/04/2016/

"I bet they don't even watch child porn" ~ Alan (a new Alan), /28/04/2016/

"Was that a gunshot? I'll kill you." ~ Jarred, /01/05/2016/

"We don't really have black people in Poland" ~ Alan, /08/05/2016/

"I'm not a Hitler" ~ Trent, /18/05/2016/

"Did you know that it takes 25 drugs to kill yourself" ~ My sister, /08/01/2018/

I can't actually fit anymore. The end (?)