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Yeah, i’m crabby, and you wanna know why?

Because I have crabs.

That’s right.

I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos, turns out in Spanish that means tha' crabs. I spent 700 dollars for the crabs! so the next time you think to yourself “hey ill have sex with a women that in that language means ‘the crabs’ “ maybe you’ll open up your travelers dictionary, but hey, now you know.

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2 stalks celery, finely chopped
3 tablespoons butter, divided
2 pounds ground sirloin
1/4 cup bread crumbs
1 (1-ounce) packet au jus gravy mix if you can't make your own because you can't clef like I can (recommended: McCormick)
4 hamburger buns, toasted

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.

In a large, oven-proof skillet, over medium heat, saute celery in 1 tablespoon butter, about 4 minutes. Remove celery and let cool.

In a medium bowl, stir to combine ground sirloin, bread crumbs, au jus mix, and sauteed celery. Form into 4 patties.

Melt remaining butter in skillet. Carefully place patties in skillet and cook 2 to 3 minutes, or until browned on 1 side. Flip patties and place in preheated oven. Cook for 12 to 15 minutes for medium doneness.

Serve hot on toasted buns with desired condiments.

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EDIT: hey asshats quit downvoting me i am not the one who tried to eat the wall.

EDIT: hey before you hit that down arrow why don't you ask yourself why you can't take a joke you losers. jesus the pc crap has extended to long horses? because that is all those things are, and no one was bawling when that chimp got shot for eating that lady's face. so are you racist for long horses over gorillas? hippocrites.

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