Blue goon
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I like vidya games , and lots of them

I do not like people so do NOT add me for teh lulz. nobody cares m9

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22 Hours played
After all these years of teases and trailers we finally got the game.....
Was it worth the wait ?
♥♥♥♥ yeah it was.
I played the "extended demo" AKA some amazing human being leaked the whole damn thing 2 days before release and was I was shocked on how good the game is, enough for me to buy the whole-ass 100$ bundle mega ultra super duper Soviet Russia reloaded to the max extreme edition.
The graphics are amazing. The damage mechanic on the enemies is out of the world. If you hit someone across or from top down , you can actually see the damage being dealt in that area.
There are plenty of enemies to fight and they all have their own resistances and vulnerabilities.
The game is VERY forgiving with making a build due to the possibility of restarting skill or disassembling guns/upgrades for FULL PRICE. Feel like shotgun ? go shotgun . Tiered of your old axe? Get a sword. want those pesky Vovas to stop swarming you ? freeze the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It's all there for you to explore and combine as much as you want.
The music . oh the music slaps harder than my parents slapped me . It's all these old Russian/Soviet songs remixed for the future (which even has a ♥♥♥♥♥ explanation in the game on WHY it's remixed in the first place)
Did I mention mods? Want your thicc ballerina robo mammas even thiccer? Guess what? We got a mod for that!
There ARE bugs here and there like flying enemies that spawn from other enemies getting stuck in a wall . But those are more of a rarity than an exception. In today's world where unfinished garbage keeps getting rushed out just to meet some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass quotas that are there from people that don't even know what a video game is. This game is a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.
My problem with the game is : I want more scripted drawn out fights to some hardcore remixed old Soviet tunes by Mick Gordon.

In the end of the day I give this game a thicc ballerina robo mommy milkies out of Soviet Shock.
Nu zayats, nu pogodi.
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Recent Activity
51 hrs on record
last played on 4 Oct
65 hrs on record
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11.1 hrs on record
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Blue goon 25 Aug @ 1:53pm 
way ahead of u kid , already uninstalled so I dont get 40 mins of my life wasted by someone like u.
Javoro 25 Aug @ 1:48pm 
next time you want to play dota, just dont
cilantrodaddy 24 Jul @ 4:53pm 
broke ass ♥♥♥♥♥
toin 22 Jul @ 5:59pm 
hello 300 hours ego
FlexingSeal 23 Jun @ 10:20am 
signed by twitch.tv/flexingseal <3
ays 15 Jun @ 7:12pm 
+rep