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Recent reviews by Orbister

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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
32.3 hrs on record (27.5 hrs at review time)
The best Metal Gear, the only one you need to play. All the trash made by that clown Kojima should not even be canon. He gets his "inspiration" by smelling his own farts. And he admires murderer communist "El Che" Guevara. ♥♥♥♥ them both.
Posted 14 May.
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244.9 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
30 seconds to load a match with all graphics in low and scaling down to 50. My pc is low tier but this is too much. I run other good looking games a lot faster and smoother. It pains me to do this but this is a negative recommendation based only on performance. The game is lot a of fun though. And will change my review to positive if some optimization is done. I don't even dare play with people if they are going to have to wait 30 seconds for me each match. I don't want to be the guy that ruins everyone's fun. (I changed my hardware and the game runs fine now, optimization should be done nonetheless)

Story mode also has ridiculously long loading times. And it drops frames near freezing when going from a cinematic to a fight. I reinstalled in a different drive and it seems to be the same and i even got a "initialize sequence error 3" crash to desktop.
Posted 25 January. Last edited 7 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.8 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Three amazing games in a polished package that's great for both competitive playing and casual fun. The quick save/load function is a great way for a casual players to see the whole game and even earn achievements. It's also a very useful tool for competitive players to train particular parts of the game. It has online leaderboards with replays you can download and even take control of in any part of them. This is my first M2 shoot 'em port and i understand without a doubt why they are considered the absolute masters of porting classic arcade shoot 'em ups. It's such a pleasure to play these great games in this comfortable environment full of quality of life features. I'd recommend it to both veteran players and people who don't even play shoot 'em ups but want to give the genre a try. It might be THE best shoot 'em up on Steam. and It's three games!
Posted 5 October, 2023. Last edited 5 October, 2023.
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2.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
A beautiful and unique game that's also a lot of fun.
Posted 21 September, 2023.
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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
This, is a video game.
Posted 11 August, 2023.
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14 people found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
I hope these woke lunatics go bankrupt. First they made up some BS excuse to fire Mike Z, THE CREATOR of the game, and one of the most prolific contributors to the advancement of the rollback netcode technology. Now they censor the game AGAIN. I hope you all go bankrupt and become homeless.
Posted 26 June, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
53.2 hrs on record (50.6 hrs at review time)
Meh, it's alright...
Posted 11 June, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
This trash is gay as hell.
Posted 4 June, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.4 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
It's like samurai shodown, but in Three Kingdoms China... And all the generals are anime girls... yeah, there's also that. The gameplay is really solid though. much better than a handful of the latest high profile FGs.
Posted 22 March, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
It's like samurai shodown, but in Three Kingdoms China... And all the generals are anime girls... yeah, there's also that. The gameplay is really solid though. much better than a handful of the latest high profile FGs.
Posted 17 March, 2023.
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