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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 9:57am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:29am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:29am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 8:55pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:40am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 7:21am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:50am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:15am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:35am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:41am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:17am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:00am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:10pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:39am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:25am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 2:57pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:03am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:38am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:43am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:38am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 7:27am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:40am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 10:13am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:51am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:36am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:23am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 8:53pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:20pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 9:56am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:30am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:51am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:56am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 10:28pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:30pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:59pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:21am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 8:16am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:49pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 9:56am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:41am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:40am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:44am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:44am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:45am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:45am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:45am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:45am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:45am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:00am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:59pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 7:57am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 8:25am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:44am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:44am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:46am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 9:31am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:40am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:40am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:40am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:40am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:05am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:25am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 5:51am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:44am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:44am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:44am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:19am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:40am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 7:57am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:59am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:40am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:40am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:55pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:01pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:19am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:43am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:18am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:43am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:27am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 1:36am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:00am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:08am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:26pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:27pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:16pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:52am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:44am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:19am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:43pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:38am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 2:49pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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