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3.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Nominated for sit back and relax. 10/10
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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15 people found this review helpful
24.5 hrs on record (21.7 hrs at review time)
Chill Corner is a great little idler for some background music while you are doing something else.

Pros:
-It's free, with achievements.
-Lofi is relaxing and great for background while busy with something else.
-Interaction between watering plants and feeding your pet is a nice little addition.
-Customizing your living area within the world is splendid, and makes it feel uniquely yours.
-The messaging feature is a cute little addition just to speak a bit with others.

Cons:
-None

It's exactly what it says it is. An idle game for chilling/relaxing, and does this perfectly by not distracting you and just existing in the background.
10/10
Posted 14 September, 2023. Last edited 14 September, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Masssive Cleavage vs Zombies: Awesome Edition is a mix between 2D-sidescrolling slashed and top down shooter developed from what I can see as a joke.

Pros:
-Cheesy dialogue and story premise, game doesn't take itself seriously and neither should you.
-Achievements are easy to get, apart from the 2 grindy ones.
-Actually decent soundtrack. Wasn't too repetitive or distracting.

Cons:
-Controls feel lackluster, sometimes doesn't register hits in the sidescrolling levels. In the top-down levels, often bullets would not register as hitting the enemy .
-A few times in the top-down levels, I would randomly die without zombies around me.
-Repetitive, after first few levels, you've basically seen the whole game, and takes about 45min-1 hour to complete.


Verdict:
Doesn't feel worth the R27-00 (Roughly $1.5) to get it, but it does make a great gag gift for friends.
4/10
Posted 12 August, 2023. Last edited 12 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
32.8 hrs on record (28.2 hrs at review time)
I want red to penetrate my butthole.
Posted 28 November, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
64.5 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
I was only 9 years old.
I loved The Button so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to The Button every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “The Button is love” I say, “The Button is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a jackass. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to The Button.
I called him an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's The Button! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my left click."
He grabs me with his lack of hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for The Button
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for The Button. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please The Button.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
The Button looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all autoclicking now."
The Button leaves through my window.
The Button is love. The Button is life.
Posted 7 May, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
Sakura Agent is a linear visual novel developed by Winged Cloud, were you are reading it from the perspective of a male agent fighting creatures and messing around with two ladies.

Pros:

- Art is top notch, visually pleasing to look at and detailed.
- R-18 Patch for free, which enhances the above post. Note that the nudity is relatively mild though.
- Achievements are an easy 100%, as most of it is obtained through just playing through it, except for 1.

Cons:

- Writing is not the greatest and doesn't offer much content. Plot feels generic, and the explicit scenes feel out of place. The entire novel can be read within two hours.
- In relation to my above point, I feel the price tag is high for what you are receiving at R109 (~$10).

Verdict:

It's not the best novel I've read, lacking in content and creativity, but it's not the worst. Get it on sale only.
6/10
Posted 24 September, 2020. Last edited 24 September, 2020.
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7 people found this review helpful
167.3 hrs on record (167.2 hrs at review time)
Pocket Waifu is a simple idler/minigame oriented waifu collection and progression game, in which you need to reach various levels of progression with your waifus to unlock rather explicit images and animations.

Pros:

-It's free to play. Although the game prompts you to purchase premium and a lot of other items to speed up progression, you can play and progress for free, even though it is multitudes slower than spending money in the game.
- Art is decent and waifus are diverse. There's a waifu to cater to whatever your taste or desire is and the animations of explicit scenes are decent.
-Tasks to complete with waifus are not too tedious and idle times are not too long, with the exception of the garden resources.
-Mini games are fun and challenging to complete, with a large variety of them and a certain difficulty to master, it stays fun to play.
-Dialogue is quirky and fun, even though some of it becomes a bit repetitive after a while.

Cons:

-Items feel overpriced for what they accomplish within the game, if you are planning to spend money on it.
-Some interface problems where I'll get locked on the wait time bar, even though the task is complete and need to restart the game to fix the problem.

Verdict:

If you enjoy idlers and rather explicit content, this game is for you. Progression is a bit slow, but doesn't hinder the games experience.
7/10
Posted 20 September, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
30.8 hrs on record
Forager is a simple little survival craft game, following the basic principles of survival craft, yet staying refreshing and addicting as you play through it.

Pros:
-Easy to pick up and get into. The main premise of the game revolves around you collecting resources to craft better gear and combat stronger enemies to level up and craft even more gear. This is executed well through the large variety of resources and biomes available to explore, as well as reaching the requirements to progress further and level up not taking too much time.
-Each biome has specific subset of puzzles, secrets and dungeons to explore and discover, which is a refreshing way to ease off of the grind for resources after a while.
-The pixel art aesthetic is nice and simple, and does not lead to you being too overwhelmed (except for a certain which I'll discuss later).
-It has a rather detailed level-up system, based primarily on farming, economic, industrial, and magical. This leads to different ways to approach the gameplay as you see fit and overall adds a level of player satisfaction to the game.
-It has steam achievements, which are mostly unlocked through gameplay, except for a few which are rather tedious to obtain.

Cons:

-Visibility issues are present when you have a large amount of droids active, leading to you not seeing your cursor or position sometimes. Luckily this can be fixed with a mod which enables you to increase the transparency of droids.
-The grind for the last few achievements feels near impossible and overall tedious, such as the craft 1 million coins through banks and the have 1 trillion coins achievement.
-The crafting structure sounds will drive you insane later on. I muted the game after I had too many of them running at the same time.

Verdict:

This game is addictive and keeps you entertained for a good amount of time if you are a fan of the survival craft genre. It has a large amount of content for the relatively small world, and overall leaves a pleasant aftertaste once completing the main parts of the game. Worth picking up on a sale.
8/10
Posted 20 September, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Dessert Storm is a simple treat-themed match three game developed by EnsenaSoft.

Pros:
-It's pretty cheap on sale

Cons:
-Poorly executed match three mechanics, with the wrong blocks sometimes moving and overall delay in selecting a tile to move.
-No music or volume control options, which is a deal breaker considering how annoying the sounds and music used is.
-Animations are poor quality and also needs to play to completion before you can move another set, wasting your time in the process.
-Lack of content, as there is not many levels available in the game.
-No achievements or trading cards.

If you are looking for a decent match three game, please avoid this one. Development feels rushed and uninspired, leading to flaws within the game that are irredeemable.
3/10
Posted 6 September, 2020.
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8 people found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Cute Puzzle is a simple minesweeper game in which you uncover illustrations of female anime compatriots for you to stare intently at.

Pros:
-Illustrations are decent
-It's free
-Easy 100% steam achievements

Cons:
-Not much content, only 3 illustrations to unlock in total.
-Minesweeper in itself is not really all that fun, and becomes frustrating after a while.
-User Interface feels lacking of polish and overall user friendliness.

This isn't the sleekest free game I've played, and personally feel like I wasted my time with this one.
4/10
Posted 23 August, 2020.
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