Player1-up's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 9:56pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 1:09pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 9:10pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 2:47pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 5:03pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 8:17pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 7:49pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 10:03pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 10:23am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 12:48pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 8:21pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2019 @ 4:06pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 10:57pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2019 @ 2:30pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 8:39pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 3:03pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 12:45pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 7:54pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 12:19pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 10:01pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 12:49pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2019 @ 4:32pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 5:29pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 3:03pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 7:52pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 2:03pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 2:50pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 12:45pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 7:22pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2020 @ 7:28pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2019 @ 9:32am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 10:18am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2019 @ 8:23pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 10:46am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2019 @ 9:45am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2019 @ 9:15pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2019 @ 2:50pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 12:51pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 2:39pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 4:07pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 8:08pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2019 @ 1:25pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2019 @ 5:26pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2019 @ 9:25pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 4:43pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 8:48pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2019 @ 11:08am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2019 @ 3:06pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2019 @ 10:37am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2019 @ 4:58pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 7:29pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

23 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

16 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

6 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

1 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

27 / 30