1. A pastry that is made of human excrement rather than flour and water. Also can be filled with other foods such as shrimp or corn.

I would like one corn Pooptart please.


2. Very similar to the well known pop tart, the only difference being the delicious flavoured filling is replaced with disgusting poop.

Little Jeffy was late for school, and no other choice but to quickly scarf a pooptart.


3. An insult.

Person A: How are you?
Person B: I'm not feeling well and idk why.
Person A: You have pooptart-itis.