Attorney-at-Meme
Level
39
Steam Grand Prix 2019 - Team Corgi
100 XP
 
 
Everything is a trap.


Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?


* Remember to lock down your privacy, as there's nothing worse than other gamers knowing what games you're playing.

* Buy old games on Steam for convenience and compatibility, and then experience the joy of them being censored, incomplete, or not working.

* You are renting your Steam library. You never owned it.

* When you have no gift inventory (RIP), you'll probably buy a lot less during sales.

* Since it usually takes more than 2 hours to see if a game is working properly, and you can't refund games in bundles if you played one of those games for 2 hours, the steam refund system is practically useless with bundles.

* Your personal achievements in games are not your personal achievements, they are achievements the game has preset for you. A personal achievement would be something you decide for yourself.

* Nobody cares how great think you are at X game when your personality is 100% cancer, and your main tactic is autistic screeching.

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Although I prefer the PC above all, I also play on these consoles sometimes:

Xbox One X
PS3/PS1
Wii/Gamecube
PS2/PS1

Considering a PS5 and Switch to have access to more exclusives.
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Let this be perfectly obvious: I have acquired my steam levels through hardwork and dedication over many exasperating years of faithful service. The sweat pouring off my brow is proof of this. :summer2019corgi:

Note: the steam leveling system is completely retarded.
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GREENIE 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:58am 
added you so we can play friday
CommandoNinja137 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:44am 
Merry Christmas! I hope you are having a good one!
Commander Giles 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:41pm 
Yeah, the cons I mentioned of insurgency sandstorm, keep in mind, just had risen notice-ably within the last month badly, like it became a sore swollen thumb levels of bad. The studio did a full 180 flip on their community, and entire game. In an instance, you wouldn't believe it, to know that the studio, is doing a full on redux of the main game. I dunno my guy, I guess 2020 has in store a lot of surprises to wrap up it's year. Let's see if this studio can even make a launch for insurgency sandstorm on the xbox at this rate. They barely consistently keep a 2,000 population traffic on steamcharts. I can't wait for a dead population on arrival.
Commander Giles 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:16am 
You know, you would be the prime candidate to investigate Insurgency Sandstorm's mysterious behaviour last month. But I know it's not worth buying, getting and doing the whole investigating, but to note, is that... Isn't it fascinating, how after 2 years, they start skimming the game from a drumstick with meat, to just a bare bone and nothing left. They remove signature vehicles randomly, ignoring community to play a factor or role in feedback decision, lie and fall face first on their own PR Statement, whole studio's pretty much gone dark in terms of hiding like
Commander Giles 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:16am 
children who drew crayons on white walls. And currently, are in the mists of downgrading textures whether it is small as a fire extinguisher to some guns have been noticed, and screenshot in artworks. That game, and studio has some awfully funny business going on with the borderline legality of their actions. Super pathetic to see them ♥♥♥♥ on a game, before their "cough cough" August Xbox Release of the game. They're gonna have no one left, playerbase or sales. Lmao.
Azzure 23 Apr, 2019 @ 11:27pm 
nice bio c;