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Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 27 May, 2021 @ 7:35am

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2019 @ 12:15pm

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 7:17am

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2019 @ 12:23pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 5:22am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2019 @ 11:25am

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2019 @ 11:47am

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 27 May, 2021 @ 7:41am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2019 @ 12:04pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 27 May, 2021 @ 7:21am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2019 @ 11:33am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2019 @ 9:58am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 27 May, 2021 @ 7:06am

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2020 @ 12:58pm

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 6:19am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 11:58am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 11:43am

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:54am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 11:53am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 9:42am

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 1:00am

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 11:06am

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 12:56am

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 9:39am

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:47pm

So that’s what it tastes like…

Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 7:50am

Found The Control Room

How long has this been here?
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 8:05am

Found Mommy

Mommy isnt very nice.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 9:10am

Escaped The House

Finally Free?!.....
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 8:05am

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:38am



Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)