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Funky Pop!

Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Kasia, wróć!

She's never coming back...
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Coming Out of the Closet

You got caught...
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 1:45pm

No More Baby!

Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Early Adopter

You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Billiards Pro

That's not actually how you play the game.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:44am

Oops...

You had to wipe your save data due to my terrible coding. Here's a consolation prize...
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 4:04am

Not Jesus

The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 1:42pm

The Trash Man

You really will do anything, won't you?
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:35am

No Escape

Strange...
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:35am

Saving Lives

You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 1:42pm

跑酷

你在这干嘛 ?
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:50am

Seven Hundo

And you can't even do seven...
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 3:42am

Gang Stalked

Encounter your Federal Agent in the wild for the first time. She kinda cute though...
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Baby Grabber

Put him down... Put him down!
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:16am

Room 503

Hm...
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 4:49pm

My Masterpiece

Create your first piece of art.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Makin' Bacon

Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 7:43am

Betrayal

He really liked you, man... How could you?
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 4:21am

Paid in Full

Eh, no one liked her anyway.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 4:21am

Making a Mess

That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Simpin' Ain't Easy

If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Walk A Mile In...

Someone else's shoes.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 2:51pm

High Voltage

This isn't safe...
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:36am

Stuck

Idiot...
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 9:35am

Art Connoisseur

Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20pm

The "Other" Plane

Do these even do anything? The science says no.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Cuck-ception

Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 1:06pm

New Whip

Feels new, anyway...
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Jackpot!

1000 Tickets! Wahoo!
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:53am

Practice Makes Perfect

I'll do better next time...
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:56am

Corrupted

It was only a matter of time...
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 12:15am

The Pact

Made a pact with The Dong.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 3:32am

Movin' n Groovin'

Show off your moves.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 12:20am



The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!

There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...

Out of Bounds

You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!

Genocide

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.

Zoil Skip

Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.

Clocking In

Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.

Hard Victory

You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.

Flawless Victory

Defeat her without taking damage.

myspacebarisbroken

Defeat her without ever rolling.

Godlike

Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.

Nerfed

You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.

I'm Gay!

You identify as Gay.

I'm Bisexual!

You identify as Bisexual.

Full of Pride

Discovered the meaning of "Pride".

Genocide, But Faster

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.

System Error

What more would you expect from outsourced code?

Pig Roast

Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.

Genocide v2

Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.

The Spirit of Christmas

Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.

Push It

Push the button. A lot.

My New Friend

Who said you can't buy friendship?

Red Rocket

I dub thee... "Red Rocket"

Eyes In The Sky

Fixed the drone.

Terminated

Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.

Beer Exploit

Are you even going to drink them all?

Night Duty

Worked at night.

No Call No Show

Skipped a day of work... How could you?

Strange Device

What are it's motives?

Funky Pop Connoisseur

Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!

Hangman

_ _ _ _ _ _

Pain in My...

Hard at work, or hard at work?

Loved and Lost

Not again...

Well Informed

Read all of the Pulse News stories.

I'm Blue

You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...

CORN

Played CORN.

Burn The Witch

The evil artefact has been destroyed...
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