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43 of 50 (86%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 9:29am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 10:04am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 1:09pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 12:01pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 9:26am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 9:27am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 10:44am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:51am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 12:31pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 3:23pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:34am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 7:25am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 12:24pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 11:59am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 3:23pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:45am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 1:09pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 8:45am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 9:35am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 1:09pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:43am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 12:50pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 12:22pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:43am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:59am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 3:46pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 9:38am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:58am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 1:08pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 9:35am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 12:20pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 9:40am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 11:20am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 10:52am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 12:31pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 1:59pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 12:21pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 10:14am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:43am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 11:45am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 11:28am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 12:30pm



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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