The epiphany came to me just the other evening, like countless other craps, I was heaving hard and pushing like a pregnant broad summoning gleams of sweat and stress veins on my forehead. Then, suddenly I simply decided to lift my left leg high while simultaneously arching my torso and leaning my right butt cheek on the toilet. It would seem that this bodily configuration aligned my organs perfectly, creating a pseudo submarine torpedo tube that idiosyncratically mustered each log of excrement into a perfected clean drop into the bowl, resulting in a satisfying splash and a minimal amount of wipes thereafter. Further to this, I hypothesized a bowl movement that didn't require the usual pumping and pushing to eject the last blurb of brown nor a need, which is sometimes required, to 'chop one off' for a quick toilet exit. I shall call this move - the Skywalker.

the cummiest

i want this man

I'm with you. Unfortunately, fixing the problem by hunting down and executing undesirable elements of the Human race is very, very, wrong. The best solution would be for Humanity to break apart, and allow people who are similar to each other colonize planets together. We can have Planet Republican, Planet Jesus, Planet Mohammed, Planet Israel, Planet Kim, Planet China, and (my personal favorite) Planet Atheist, which would soon become the most advanced and successful planet.

Ctrl+Q blender NOW

eat the medal in a toaster