Recent reviews by Seelöwe

CS:GO is like the girl I love. I care about her, I love her, I always try to help her as much as I can, but what she gives me back is totally the opposite. It's the same with CS:GO, you spend your time on CS:GO, you put love in CS:GO hoping you get skill and good teammates and higher division and happiness. But instead he gives you:
Russians
Americans flaming with Russians
Down grades
Players that go A when the middle sniper says there's only one enemy going B.

It's a simple game, BUT IT'S THE FUNNIEST EVER. Brutality, Explosions, 'Murica and Freedom. What else do you need? It's the perfect game for bros.
11/10 would play again.

I liked the part when I got killed by kids with flying bikes 11/10
















Now on a more serious note.
This game is filled with kids and tryhards. I don't really know what's worse in this game, kids or people over 18 that act though on an online game. Both types are cancerous anyway, but this didn't stop me from getting almost 1000 hours of playtime.
The game is great, it's an open world game where you can do lots of stuff but some people don't see past the flying bikes and weaponized vehicles so there's a lot of griefing. And here some people will say "iT's A PvP gAmE dOnT pLaY iT iF YoU dOnT wAnNa DiE". First of all, it's not a PvP game, it's much more than that. It's not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fartnite or any of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Can you do PvP? Yes, you can, but that's not the issue. I enjoy a good fight.
My issues are KD warriors, tryhards, and retarded kids with flying bikes. If they kill you and you're not in the mood for a fight and you just walk away they'll be like "hahahah noob i'm so much better than you because I killed you in this game and you can't kill me back ahahaha my life is so great". If you fight back, they'll go into passive because you'll hurt their precious and fragile KD. My issue is with people that say you're bad at the game because you don't have good KD. Like, I'm really sorry for you if you think the KD is the most important thing.
Making money is utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you'll have to grind like you have no personal life and GTA is your wife and kids. You can join grinders groups where you can help each other making the work easier. I don't know how it really works with these groups cause I played solo most of the time or with randoms.

I played this game so much because it showed that there are some good people, somewhere. I met lots of great and amazing people in this game. That's the only reason I play this game, to find great people. I met nicer people in this game than I did in real life. So, it's pretty much self explanatory.

It's a fun game to play with friends. Just ignore any tryhards and KD warriors.