Twice? Amateur hour. While you're flexing your weak digestive system, I’m out here redefining bowel supremacy with a precision-crafted diet and a colon operating like clockwork. You think two poops is impressive? That’s warm-up numbers in my league. I’m dropping masterpieces while you’re barely making finger paintings. Your poop game is rookie-tier, kid. Cope, clean up, and stay regular. I’m out here breaking records while you’re clogging toilets. Absolute fiberless mentality. Try Metamucil and maybe you’ll evolve. Stay losing, champ. I stay number one at dropping number twos.

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫 3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦 10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

- rep. After a good game in Warthunder, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great WT and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Warthunder lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.