After a good game in counter-strike globlal offensive, i added him because he seemed like a straight guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great throwing rounds and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for an counter-strike globlal offensive planet party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. When he said he was coming, I didn't expect that type of ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy

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Ok let me help you out with this one, Saying Pineapple does not belong on pizza is like saying poop does not belong in the toilet, but rather on the floor, it's bizarre right?, where else am i going to $hit if not inside the toilet, heck my parents would even kick me out of the house, i know i'm a fully grown 42 years old human being but godd@m i ain't not fancy sleeping on the pavement with rats and cockroaches, heck i'd rather $hit on the floor of my bathroom over living such a life, smh ... so please don't say that poop does not belong inside of the toilet, it's a really naive and weak argument that can be countered in many ways, anyways, the other day i tried eating this pizza that had some sort of a yellow sweet fruit on it and it was so yucky, i really feel like people sometimes goes way too far with food ... i'm definitely sticking to my batmeat pizza for sure. don't trust any of these new flavors coming out nowadays smh...

not your boi

f1 one go neeeeewm