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♪ Color me your color baby, color me your car ♪

Only add me if you're an interesting character with a sense of humor and at least some creative content such as screenshots or vids or reviews. Otherwise you will be ignored, but better luck next time. If you pass the 'coolness' test and i accept you then you should be walking on your tippy toes in my midst, since I am a grumpy old man with EXCESSIVELY high standards for everything and everyone. So don't EVER ask me to rate or fav your ♥♥♥♥, cuz theres about a trillion more interesting things i could be doing at that particular moment instead, but who knows... sometimes you might even get lucky and get a fair harsh critique from lil old moi

Well a lil about me now I suppose... in a nutshell, I'm the kind of individual you might meet maybe once in a lifetime IF you're extremely lucky or unfathomably unfortunate. We're talkin' 1 in a 8 billion type odds here. In Hunter S. Thompson's words, A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare too die. A real world movie type of action hero but in the form of an arm chair philosopher. A comedian with a sense of humour so wicked only 1 person in the whole wide world can fully appreciate it. Do not underestimate my ability to laugh at my own jokes, and never... EVER... wait what were we talking about again?

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