Recent reviews by Sirius

Well! I'm actually feeling rather good about this.
I think we all arrived at a very special place eh?
Spiritually? Ecumenically? Grammatically?
Savvy?
Now bring me that horizon.

Today I:
- Ran around the city wearing only underpants, old style pilot hat, goggles and a flasher coat.
- Robbed a corner store at gunpoint and shot the owner for fun. Twice.
- Car-jacked several people and sold their vehicles at a crooked auto shop.
- Sniped countless randoms in the head from a great distance for no reason.
- Bought a variety of firearms without a license or paperwork and killed more random people.
- Snuck up on someone who was not paying attention and beat them with a hammer. Then again with a pool cue.
- Went to the strip club, paid for dances from 3 different strippers, and touched them when management wasn't looking.
- Enjoyed back alley shenanigans with a hooker I picked up in my stolen ride.
- Checked up on my lucrative weed, methamphetamine and cocaine businesses, robbing supplies for each on the way.

After doing all of this, I went home and played GTA V Online, the best game of all time. Practice makes perfect.